These people are serious. I live in Tulsa and we were inundated with ads from local gun dealers screaming at the top of their lungs that Obama was coming to take all the guns away. There is no end to the craziness that abounds in this part of the country. I mean seriously, McCain won all 77 counties in Oklahoma. When Utah makes you look conservative, there's a problem.

They're confiscating our penknives and blunderbusses, too? The whittling pilgrim lobby is not going to like this at all.

It really is true that there's a sucker born ever minute.