I love astrology!

At least she didn't contract Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Ahhhhhhg! You guys are Capricorning all over my Libra!

@Jesus, how dare you accuse me of sarcasm?!? Them's fightin' words!

Uh Oh!! Andy is this sarcasm??? Did you already know that it was an astrological sign? Do you really think its an “odd” combination or is that more of your sickening sarcasm? You disgust me with you use of literary devices!

Maybe it's an astrology reference…

Yeah, that's the astrological sign Cancer. Although that's still not exactly the hottest thing to look at if you're, you know, back there.

Ummm… zodiac? Still trampy - just not as depressing