Jesus is a Gemini?
Jesus is a Gemini?
You got: Diva Boy
You are FIERCE, and refuse to dial down your natural fabulousness for anyone ever. You are effortlessly stylish and elegant, and everyone knows it. BOW DOWN BITCHES.
You got: Alexis Castle
You are practical, level-headed, and logical. While everyone else is going crazy, you’re the first one to have everyone sit down and figure out a rational solution. You’re extremely mature for your age and you’re the responsible foil to all of your friends’ crazy antics.
You got: Wait, You’re Not Already?
Either this quiz is trippin’ or you’re already married. If you’re not, perhaps it’s about time you went from being “like a married couple” to actually being a married couple.
You got: Aaron (pronounced Ay-Ay-Ron)
You’re the most friendly and thoughtful person of your friend group. You hate confrontation, but you always find yourself caught in the middle of a fight between friends. You either try to relieve the tension by making others laugh or you retreat to your happy place, whether that be in your in mind or another physical location.
“To be black and conscious in America is to be in a constant state of rage.” – James Baldwin
You got: Sarcastic
You have a quick wit and biting sense of humor. Your go-to responses are so sharp they can cut diamonds. You are never afraid to speak your mind, and if someone needs to be called out you’re not afraid to do it.
You got: I’m utterly terrified of spiders!
To be blunt, they are walking nightmares. If all life on earth has to be wiped out in order to be sure there are no more of these eight-legged monstrosities, I’m pretty much fine with that.
You got: Major Introvert
You rarely feel comfortable around other people but have a few close friends whom you treasure. You hate going out, and you prefer staying in for a quiet night of reading or watching TV. You probably have at least a few people in your life who are always telling you that you’re “too quiet” and that you should be “putting yourself out there more.”
You got: Strength
You will have a long, fulfilling life of vitality. Chances are, you’ll be a self-made individual. If you choose to marry, it will be for life. You value logic, and rarely indulge whims.
Stop the madness NOW. People of color do not exist to be the butt end of your ‘jokes’! Harassing people to the point to retaliation or self defense will only get you hurt or worse.
You got: Donatello
Nerd alert! Just kidding, but as far as invincible fighting machines go, you’re something of a bookworm. An engineer and inventor by nature, you would rather use knowledge than fighting to defeat an enemy anyday… but if it all goes down, you won’t hesitate to open a massive jug of whoop-ass if that’s what it takes to protect your bros. Oh, and you also look great in purple.
You have read 42 out of 72 on this list!
You are a true Stephen King obsessive. What’s crazy is, as many of his books as you’ve read, there are still plenty more you haven’t gotten to yet. Luckily, you’re well aware, and you’ve made it your mission to get through the rest of his catalog. Godspeed!
I guess no one else was bothered by the sparsity of POC… the fact that POC have been rocking these styles for eons and are shamed for it? Ugh… Nevertheless, these styles are cute and kudos to all such talented hairstylists…
Ummm… Pretty sure Trader Joe’s should have been number one…
You got: Malcolm Reynolds
You’re a natural leader who toes the line between hero and villain. You’re the backbone of your close circle of friends, but those outside your inner circle fear you — and with good reason. You try to follow a strict moral code, but moral codes are no good to you if they mean you or one of your own gets hurt. You’re a fearsome enemy, have a natural protective instinct, and are the person people turn to when they need someone to get the job done.
You got: District 11
District 11’s industry is agriculture, and almost everything it grow goes to the Captiol despite its residents’ starvation and impoverished lifestyle. If any citizen of 11 is caught eating any of the crops, their punishment is to be whipped publicly. Overall, the Capitol is more harsh and demanding in this District because they are the main food supplier and is vital to the Capitol’s existence. Notable tributes from District 11 include Rue and Thresh, the former whom was an ally to Katniss.
You got: Dale
You’re lighthearted and playful, always down to have a good time. The world is your playground. Keep on having fun!
Is this why I was so unhappy at Princeton?!? You got: Columbia
You’re head uptown to go to school in the bustling Big Apple. Studying in the heart of New York City is perfect for your adventurous spirit and your multi-faceted creativity. Because you’re an individualist, you’ll love Columbia’s broad range of students from all of the world and opportunities to intern at some internationally renowned companies. Just remember to bring an all-black wardrobe, some American spirits and an open mind.
You got: Chaotic Good
Everything you do is for the greater good, but you feel like needless bureaucracy often gets in the way. You’re trying to make the world a better place, but you really need to do it your own way. Notable peers: Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead, Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec, Captain Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly, Hagrid from Harry Potter, and Jimmy McNulty from The Wire.
Were You A Spoilt Child? You ticked off 8 out of 100 on this list!
You weren’t spoilt at all. Your parents refused buy you everything you asked for, which meant that you had to spend a lot of time at your friends’ houses playing with their toys. But that’s OK; it just meant you didn’t become a materialistic adult.
You got 13 out of 15 right!
You got an A!
Congratulations! You’d be a straight A student. Keep up the good work.
WHY DID I GET ANY OF THEM WRONG?!?
You remember 50 out of 76 on this list!
You most definitely grew up in the ’90s. You’re the ’90s equivalent of Keanu Reeves showing off his leg hair. You, much like Keanu’s leg hair, are openly ’90s and proud about it. Rad.
You checked off 61 out of 83 scenarios!
There’s no question — you are an introvert through and through. Alone time is perhaps the most important thing in your life, and the thought of going to a large party causes you to shudder in fear. But just because you’re an introvert doesn’t mean you don’t love your life; you just know that, many times, life is best lived alone.
You got: “Transformers”
You’re a little outside the box, but, that’s OK with you because it is one of your strengths and also the source of your self-confidence.
You got: World Explorer Marco Polo isn’t just a fun game to play in the pool for you — it’s a reminder of the exotic life you once lived as a famed world explorer. You have a taste for adventure that is insatiable and have a constant thirst for the new and unknown. Back in the day, you lived life with flair, navigating uncharted seas and lands. What a journey you’ve been on!
You got: Raised Brows
Your tastes are exquisite and you have no problem telling everyone. If there were ever a reason to raise an eyebrow, you’ve found it. Might as well move them up permanently so your forehead doesn’t get wrinkles.
You got: Beyoncé
You’re maybe the most hard-working person your friends now, and you’re extremely dedicated to things you’re passionate about. You need a partner who is equally as driven as you, but it’s important to you that you’re supportive of each other and keep each other sane. You keep a close circle of really good friends rather than a lot of acquaintances, but you find you have more meaningful relationships that way. Because you’re so focused, you need to remind yourself to make sure you make time for fun, too!
You got: Candor
Candor is the faction dedicated to honesty and trust, believing that honesty and openness is the key to a more peaceful society. They believe in fairness and are always seeking the truth, a trait that makes them brutally blunt and able to read body language to detect lies. Their attire consists of black and white and their substance in the Choosing Ceremony is glass
You got: Old-School Dad
Your dad is an affectionate curmudgeon whom is happiest when left to his scotch and his recliner. He’s the strong and silent type whose idea of “feelings” is grumpy geniality. Fetch your dad the paper and his slippers: He’s earned them.
Which Minion Are You?
You’re very playful, just like Stuart! Known as the more sincere and innocent of the minions, it’s no surprise that you both are optimists with a thirst for knowledge and adventure.