Awards and Badges

Earn awards by posting, commenting, and reacting!

These awards are about your personality. They are a snapshot of your likes, interests, and personality type based on how you post and react to buzz.

  • Pundit

    Pundit

    Pundit

    xsmall received a Pundit Award because they like posts about politics. xsmall is the kind of person who goes on Countdown and is all, "Well, actually, Keith ..." and then says something that sounds incredibly smart but maybe doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you've been, like, really following along.

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  • Shark Lover

    Shark Lover

    Shark Lover

    xsmall has received a Shark Lover Award because they like posts about sharks. Which reflects extremely well on them, frankly. Sharks are the f*@#ing best.

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  • Trash Collector

    Trash Collector

    Trash Collector

    xsmall earned the Trash Collector Award on Jun 08 because of their love for trashiness! Only on the Internet can you receive an Award for trashiness. Also, at The Oscars. And, like, anything to do with Daytime Television. So, lots of places.

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  • Rebel Alliance

    Rebel Alliance

    Rebel Alliance

    xsmall earned the Rebel Alliance Award on May 16 due to their love for Star Wars! Unrelated, but important: Han shot first. Never forget that.

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  • Geek

    Geek

    Geek

    xsmall earned the Geek Award on May 12 because they like geeky stuff! Live long and prosper, Captain Skywalker! Or whatever.

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  • Incredulous

    Incredulous

    Incredulous

    xsmall earned the Incredulous Award on May 05 because they like stuff that is WTF! Taste is subjective!

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  • Sonic Screwdriver

    Sonic Screwdriver

    Sonic Screwdriver

    xsmall won the Sonic Screwdriver Award on Apr 15 because of their love of Doctor Who! Or possibly they got this award randomly now because tomorrow they're going to go back in time and earn the award in the past. Time paradox!

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  • Cute Spotter

    Cute Spotter

    Cute Spotter

    xsmall earned the Cute Spotter Award on Apr 05 because of their love of cuteness! Note: BuzzFeed has reluctantly discontinued the practice of sending a live kitten as a prize for this achievement. This Award will have to do!

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  • Grossed Out

    Grossed Out

    Grossed Out

    xsmall earned the Grossed Out Award on Apr 01 because they like gross stuff! I mean, who the hell doesn't? Eye worms!

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  • Enthusiast

    Enthusiast

    Enthusiast

    xsmall earned the Enthusiast Award on Mar 21 because they like stuff that is OMG! You know, like rainbows and stuff. Or, like, sometimes how there's more than one rainbow and then everybody starts getting really effusive? You get the picture.

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  • Sense of Humor

    Sense of Humor

    Sense of Humor

    xsmall earned the Sense of Humor Award on Mar 13 because they like funny stuff! They haven't enjoyed The Simpsons in 10 years and are still really bummed that Arrested Development was canceled.

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  • Hater

    Hater

    Hater

    Make yourself unwanted by being unpleasant about something! (Except, like, don't.)

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  • Winner

    Winner

    Winner

    Be a winner, be winning, or just win. Plenty of ways to get this Award.

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  • Atheist

    Atheist

    Atheist

    Show your love for stuff about how there is no God and therefore no meaning and why do we even bother.

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  • NSFW

    NSFW

    NSFW

    The Internet is for porn. Celebrate that.

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  • Lefty

    Lefty

    Lefty

    Be a liberal! Wear your heart on your sleeve about it! We are taking notes and your name will be entered on the blacklist as soon as McCarthyism comes back in style.

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  • One Ring

    One Ring

    One Ring

    Throw a ring of power into Mount Doom! Or just make a post about Lord of the Rings. Whichever's easier.

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  • Harry Potter

    Harry Potter

    Harry Potter

    Find all the horcruxes! Or just make a post about Harry Potter. Whichever's easier.

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  • Doctor Who

    Doctor Who

    Doctor Who

    Make a post about Doctor Who! Or, if you're feeling really nerdy, make a post about K9 or The Master. We'll know what you're talking about.

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  • Meow!

    Meow!

    Meow!

    Make a post about a cat. Or about multiple cats. Or make multiple posts about multiple cats. The Internet NEEDS MORE CATS, goddamit.

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  • Woof!

    Woof!

    Woof!

    Make a post about dogs, if you must.

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  • Star Wars

    Star Wars

    Star Wars

    Make a post about Klingons or whatever. Or, wait - is that the other one?

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  • Cat Lover

    Cat Lover

    Cat Lover

    Show your love for cats! Cats need love!

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  • Dog Lover

    Dog Lover

    Dog Lover

    Show your love for dogs, if you must.

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  • Creator

    Creator

    Creator

    Make some stuff!

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  • Jedi Knight

    Jedi Knight

    Jedi Knight

    Can you make 10 posts about Star Wars? Maybe if you use The Force or whatever?

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  • Dawkins

    Dawkins

    Dawkins

    God is almost certainly dead. Show that you care by expressing yourself on posts about atheism. A lot.

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  • Dirty Old Man

    Dirty Old Man

    Dirty Old Man

    Let the world know that you love everything NSFW. Seriously - EVERYTHING.

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  • Pinko

    Pinko

    Pinko

    You must really love liberal politics to get this Award. None of this "I am socially liberal but a fiscal conservative" crap. Nobody likes a moderate.

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  • Head Researcher

    Head Researcher

    Head Researcher

    Your going to have to check a lot of facts for this one. That ungrammatical "Your" at the beginning of the sentence is really killing you, isn't it? Good - that's the right attitude.

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  • Professor

    Professor

    Professor

    Publish or perish!

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  • King Arthur

    King Arthur

    King Arthur

    Come to everyone's rescue all the time. The people need you.

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  • Turtle

    Turtle

    Turtle

    Make a post about a turtle, or Turtle from Entourage, or the band The Turtles. Or also a tortoise.

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  • Pizza!

    Pizza!

    Pizza!

    Make a post about pizza! Avoid the Noid!

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  • Hunger Games

    Hunger Games

    Hunger Games

    Post something about Katniss. Or about how you are Team Gale. Or about how, like, the odds are never in your favor. :(

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  • Zombie Apocalypse

    Zombie Apocalypse

    Zombie Apocalypse

    Break some news about the Zombie Apocalypse.

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  • Zombie Preparedness

    Zombie Preparedness

    Zombie Preparedness

    Show some love for the Zombie Apocalypse! You sick, twisted individual.

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  • Hipster

    Hipster

    Hipster

    If you don't know how to earn this badge, you probably shouldn't ask. You wouldn't get it.

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  • Furry

    Furry

    Furry

    I dunno - try posting something about grownups wearing fur suits and talking baby talk to each other. Just do it.

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  • Yiff

    Yiff

    Yiff

    Show a deep and abiding appreciation for the totally normal pastime of dressing up in fur suits with other adults!

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  • My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

    My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

    My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

    You know what to do here, Brony.

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  • Pokemon

    Pokemon

    Pokemon

    Try posting something about Pokemon!

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