How much more of a Rmoney campaign piece could this be? The Wall Street payboys have Buzzfeed by the sh I see.

If the trees are looking like the changing colors is some of these photos on your summer drive you had best get your ass home or close to a stash of canned vittles because climate changed has done changed.

He is running for President, right? Nah, surely it must be something else.

Oh good, shhuu, he’s born again. I thought for a minute there Santorum was hiring someone who’d been convicted of political corruption and stayed out of jail by ratting out his buddies.

Sorry, Washington or Jefferson most likely saw the plants as nothing more than a potential shirt or pair of pants.

I will pay Buzzfeed $25 million valuable Canadian dollars if you will cease posting any more pictures of Courtney Stodden. Really, I’m not kidding. Signed, Edward Rogers