This is a discovery & coined term/phrase done by the work of a genius.

Chasity belt? Or is she just a robot down there?

That's all legit right there.
Sesors in cars are becoming a popular feature in cars now these days, especially for people with a disability (such as CP, where they may not be able to drive an ordinary car, but with the enhancement of sensors to a car, they can drive- well with some other modifications to work with their incapabilities- like any other motorist on the roads).
Huzzah for the evolutionary technology of the modern world? lol

What lovely tatas!

Agreed.

True you can't get a hooker with $200 Monopoly money, but what money do you get for your coloring books' artwork? But how old does this guy think he is? Or how tall/big does he think he is? because adults aren't really meant to play on the jungle gyms. D:

That doesn't look like a normal cat. It's nose looks like it has a cold or something

Thanks for adding that note.
This guy is even more of a creep! D:

“Jizz in my pants” sounds more like what they are saying/doing