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10 Signs You're Cheating On Everyone With Television

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1. The Friday-night plans you can't cancel are with yourself, a couch, and your remote.

2. "Staying in to clean" means "I'm watching TV, and my place might be dirty, so you don't want to come."

3. You like when your friends go out of town because you don't have to think of excuses to bail on brunch.

4. You avoid meetings with co-workers who might spoil that show you're trying to catch up on.

5. Your best friend is starting to unravel the web of lies you tell in order to get out of hanging.

6. Your gym buddy has given up on you, and you don't care.

7. You haven’t talked to your parents in weeks because they always call while you’re catching up on your favorite shows.

8. When you say you "got busy last night,” you’re referring to staying up to watch last night’s episode of your favorite show.

9. Bae ALWAYS catches you sneaking out of the bedroom to watch "just one more" episode.

10. You're getting pumped just thinking about TV right now.

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