I worked in a deli. I told an older male customer, in his late 60s that we were out of a sale item. He looked me dead in the eye and said “ooh, I’m going to have to take you down to my basement, tie you up and flog you.” Then he proceeded to order a whole bunch more stuff so I had to awkwardly help him for another 10 minutes.
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I bought a custom car decal that said “Kalamazoo County Department of Zombie Removal” and had it put on my beater car. It was the best $75 I’ve ever spent. I got to meet a ton of amazing people, I got free food in drive-thrus, and I’d always find fun notes on my windshield. I had some news stories done about it, and it was the most fun you could ever have driving a shitty 90’s suv. I actually cried a little when i had to take it to the junkyard.
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