Marriage is basically having plans with your best friend every night…as long as you treat them right. Respect is always number one; whether it’s respect for personal space/time, offering to split the last cookie, or letting them sleep in. Being married is the most fun I’ve ever had in my life.
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I spent $110 On a Bathing suit TOP that looked like shells a la Ariel in the little mermaid.
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A few years ago I was promoted at work and had to move from NY to Florida. I had a cousin my age who helped me people and within 4 months, I met my husband and the best friends I could ever ask for. An unexpected opportunity I took advantage of helped me realize that beauty is happiness and contentment with yourself and your life. I struggled with depression for many years of my life and it wasn’t until I gave myself a chance to start new that I was able to find myself and my beauty.
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When I was in college, about 8 of my friends and myself were smoking marijuana in the dorm bathroom. I had to pee really bad and my dorm room was on the other side of the building. My friend was sitting on the (closed) toilet and grabbed me and said sit down on my lap. When he grabbed me, he squeezed my bladder and I peed on his leg a little bit. We dated after that for a few months.
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