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“What Would Tyler Durden Do” is a blog focused on bringing you the latest gossip and news about rich and famous celebrities. And then making fun of them. Why? Because they can kiss my ass, that’s why.
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  • Paris Hilton Lands The Token Racist Invite

    The BET people really need to work on their pro forma white invites. I understand you’re black entertainment for everybody, including wealthy white heiresses with hot new house music singles tracking in Qatar. But maybe you don’t pick the girl with…

    wwtdd a month ago respond

  • Melanie Griffith Rethinks Her ‘Antonio’ Tattoo

    Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith simply grew apart after one of the longest not-gay cover marriages in Hollywood. There were rumors that the couple broke up over Antonio having an affair with hot Indian actress Mallika Sherawat, but Mallika…

    wwtdd a month ago respond

  • Emmy Rossum Seems Happy

    God gave women nipple pokes in Hollywood so when they travel to Africa to snatch infants the kids will be transfixed by the thought of a decent meal. It makes for a quieter plane ride home. I read that somewhere online.

    wwtdd a month ago respond

  • I Expected More From Dakota Fanning’s Ass

    I’m emotionally incapable of experiencing feelings of disappointment. It’s really just a matter of calibrating your happiness expectations to that of meth addicted stripper working the Reno-Sparks corridor. But as somebody who’s watched every Dakota…

    wwtdd a month ago respond

  • Courtney Love Seems Super Not Happy

    Courtney Love claims Kurt Cobain wanted to be famous really badly. His anti-social traveler persona was just a cover. It’s hard to understand why Courtney Love would be trashing the legend of her dead husband unless you take into account that…

    wwtdd a month ago respond

  • Miley Cyrus Burned Out, Not Fade Away

    It seems like just yesterday Miley Cyrus was Turtle waxing her taint and the nameless black women who sing her songs were rehearsing for a European spectacular Bangerz musical tour. The angry midgets were being boxed and shipped, phallus shaped…

    wwtdd a month ago respond

  • Hannah Davis In A See Through Top

    The see-through tops and grabbing your own tits memes really have turned fashion into something worthwhile of late. There used to be those heroin chic Euro zombies showing off their tops on the runways, but you always left the boy chested leering…

    wwtdd a month ago respond

  • Kesha’s Ass As The Arbiter Of Musical Talent

    Now that Kesha dropped the dollar sign from her name, she looks like a million bucks. Or, like Scott Caan in a wig. Kesha was in rehab earlier this year for an eating disorder. Mostly, she was eating too much drugs and alcohol. Now she’s back to…

    wwtdd a month ago respond

  • Jillian Michaels Nude But Not Naked

    Jillian Michaels and her life partner Heidi Rhoades decided they’d each make a baby to kickstart their new lesbian family. Heidi conceived the old fashioned way. A group of LGBTQ friends spat donated jizz up Heidi’s cooch until a Wiccan clairvoyant…

    wwtdd 2 months ago respond

  • Chloe Goodman Braless

    If I were a woman, I’d dress like this everyday. People would call me interesting and ask, hey, who’s that interesting girl and when does her jacket come off. Then I’d call my dad and tell him that all the unwanted touching in the world couldn’t rob…

    wwtdd 2 months ago respond

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