He is pledging Ela Ambda Phanta fraternity

I randomly ended up on this site b/c apparently some Fort Myers Beach Florida city manager has a porn star wife - then I saw this gem of an article! I mean it.
Wtf fellas… really? really? You're going to cry about the article! manbashing? wah wah wah - you cannot be serious. 1st - lighten up, the article ..or rather, lack of an article… is pretty damn funny. 2nd- ITS TRUE. Stop it. Now! Stop it! cut the crap dude, that article above was so dead on point you HAVE to cry about it that way when your wife/gf/mistress reads it you can say “oh no honey, this is just gossip porn, none of it's true, I love you so much, so so so much….. now f—k me.” Now it's true that the article points out standard college male behavior. It may not be so true for us men after college - but that's likely because (1) we've found better and more effective lies to seduce women with ( ” really dude, really… you seduce her by telling her you love her? ewww gross… that's so freshmen year”) and (2) we've told you all the other lies so many times, that by now, we f—k'n believe them too… and that makes them real. that makes them true. word. (insert finger snapping here). But I will say this, god have mercy on this blogger's soul when he covers her eyes with coins and sends her down the river (ok, not really, that was kinda harsh and I'm sure shes a nice lady and wont be floating on to Hades. promise) But women are the biggest liars of all. While guys may sometimes lie about their # of partners…it's a fact of differential calculus that woman lie 100% of the time. Man rule # 4: multiply a girls number by 3 and divide by 2. This only works for “pre sex in the city” tabulations as after that show you girls were ho'n it all over town and on both coasts. And even worse then a fake “i love you” from a guy, is a nonsensical insecurity driven my daddy doesn't love me enough ” i love you” from a girl after 3 weeks of knowing her… yeah that ish is Scary McScarersons.
And that's it for now
-W. Theo F.