1. The sniffler.
Get a tissue. Get one, now.
2. The Guy Who Swings His Pen.
You spin it. You drop it. You hit it against your desk.
3. The nail-biter.
Chomp. Chomp. Chomp.
4. The person who writes too fast.
YOU ARE PRESSURING ME! How do you have all those words flowing from your head?
5. The kid who tries to sneak snacks.
I see your food. I hear you eating. STOP.
6. The sneezer.
His nose goo is on your paper. Eww.
7. The person who asks ten million questions.
Is it okay is I write in cursive? Can I answer 5 in two sentences and not one? Is light blue ink considered blue?
8. The eye-darter.
Keep your eyes still. Not on the clock. Not on me. Not on our teacher.
9. The loud-writer.
You press your paper three inches into the paper. It makes the most awful noise ever.
10. The cougher.
Every two minutes, you hack so loudly that my head shakes.