Eau d’ouche
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The obnoxious, headache-inducing cologne cloud that surrounds a beefy, tight-Armani-shirt wearing dude. Example: Ugh. Some big meathead just walked by wearing way too much eau d'ouche. I feel like I'm gonna puke.

