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    If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest

    Basically, it's Twilight in 10 minutes (instead of 2 hours) and minus the screaming girls.

    Patty Lazatin
    by Patty Lazatin

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    If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest

    cracked.com

    With lines like: "I'm just a hollow placeholder for all of the teenage girls in the audience to project their personalities onto," Cracked takes a crack at summarizing hit vampire movie, Twilight.

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