If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest
http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-t...
Basically, it's Twilight in 10 minutes (instead of 2 hours) and minus the screaming girls. With lines like: “I'm just a hollow placeholder for all of the teenage girls in the audience to project their personalities onto,” Cracked takes a crack at summarizing hit vampire movie, Twilight.
























