Hawaii is making the other states look like butts. Nice job Hawaii.

Considering how Black Mesa Source and Goldeneye Source succeeded without major roadblocks, I doubt the IP holders for Jurassic Park are going to do much. It does looks like an interesting game, that’s for sure.

It’s almost like the newer APIs want to avoid spam and blatant thoughtless blogging. Why I never!

Hellooo #8.

I went through a few other commercials of his… They aren’t quite as good as this, but they are all hilarious.

See, if that paper said Boner instead of Bieber, I would’ve laughed. I feel mature.

“After a long day at work, I go home, turn on the tv, and crack a nice, cold dilaudid before bed.”

For some reason, my first thought when seeing this was American McGee.