This is my sister every family holiday.
This is my sister every family holiday.
“You be a good guy, Jesse. You gotta be like John Wayne: you don’t take no shit off fools, an’ you judge a person by what’s in ‘em, not how the look. An’ you do the right thing. You gotta be one of the good guys son, ‘cause there’s way too many of the bad.”
Man I don’t even watch this show and I’m crying.
I wanted the Stooges. I never really listened to the Doors.
“Popular and a crowd pleaser”? Man this is the least accurate weed oriented personality quiz I’ve ever taken.
I thought if you picked your nose it would fall off. Kind of a messed up thing that I was actually told, but hey, at least I stopped picking my nose in public.
Some of the old Polly Pocket sets floated pretty well. I always had those in the bath when I was a kid.
Maybe I’ll avoid YOU before the age of 30! *clutches cigarettes, excessive alcohol, and red meat to my chest* You damn sense-maker, stop trying to ruin my destructive early adulthood!
I wish you could still find tank tops like that i loved those things
i always thought people were kind of harsh on short people. like who cares? it just means they’re better at pull ups than us taller people and maybe they can’t pull off trench coats as well. no big deal.
I never noticed Christian was reading Junky. That’s pretty cool.
They’re just having fun, dude. Kind of part of being a kid.
If I married a guy who had lucrative assets and other buzzwords I would not mind signing a pre-nup because who knows what’s going to happen in 10 years? Yeah, hopefully we’ll still be together but if not let’s make it clean and easy like ripping a band aid off. Luckily I married a guy with with pockets so empty even the moths had abandoned all hope, so it wasn’t an issue.
1. Keep on keeping on.
2. Life is a garden: dig it! I don’t need any other resolutions than that. Joe Dirt taught me the truth.
Sideways has been out for a decade? When that movie came out, it seriously affected the sales of wine. California wineries couldn’t bottle Pinot Noir fast enough and some wineries were even importing grapes from France to keep up with the demand. Merlot, which had been a top pick for Americans since the “French Paradox” 60 Minutes episode in the early 90’s, and even before, became extremely unfashionable and sales dropped dramatically. Fun fact: In Sideways, the main character blasts Merlot and hails Pinot Noir as his favorite wine grape, but his prized bottle of Cheval Blanc is actually a blend of Merlot and Cabernet Franc. Wine dork out.
Hahaha I love how when grocery stores come up people always jump to defend Wegmans. The store I work at, our wine shop could eat at least half of a Harris Teeter.
“Your animal soulmate is a sunda colugo. Yes, thats an animal. Deal with it.” Fuck yes.
Also it’s not Red Velvet it’s the Cab Sauv. *wine dorks herself out of existence*
Cupcake is extremely popular and mass produced. I see it in gas stations all the time, it’s really not very fancy or special or anything.
I work at a busy retail store and I just feel so bad (also totally amused) for the old white beard guys who are hounded by small children screaming, “MOM IT’S SANTA!” (much love to the one gentleman I saw who winked and put his finger to his lips when he saw a 4 or 5 year old girl was gaping at him.)
What is this “vacation” you speak of?
“when boys bow to you because you are the unquestioned empress of this section of the galaxy and all of the most powerful jedi masters together do not match your strength. lol just girl stuff”
omfg now this is why you pick out your tattoo artist beforehand and don’t just walk into a shop with a photo saying, “ink me.”
This is a funny article, but I gotta be “that chick” #14 the idea of giving yourself advice and not taking it might not be the sign of a rocket scientist, but it’s a rather wise and worldly thing to say imo. I don’t think Dumbledore would agree that this is a dumb thing to say.
#5 omfg more like ten epic pranks and four kind of hilarious ways to kill or injure your friends.
I’m worried at the guy at the end of the video. He’s drinking Knob Creek or some other type of whiskey with bacon and Oreos. That isn’t healthy. Get it together, glasses guy.
Man, f that. I had my wedding in my backyard and invited only our closest friends and immediate family. F all of that “THIS IS MY DAY” s***. If I thought my wedding day was going to be the most fulfilling day of my life I would have waited until I was 80 to tie the knot. It was a great day and I’m very happy being married, but some of these people, though I do feel guilty judging their priorities, are taking it to another level. Save for the freaking car. It’s much better than throwing a few thousand extra dollars into a party half of the people who show up didn’t really care to attend in the first place.
“You and what army?”
“You throw ball like a GIRL”
“I swear by my pretty little bonnet I will end you.”
“You lose” I guess one of those wasn’t from fiction, but it was still a great comeback.
But they are so much more terrifying than Earth and Fire types…
I laughed but I do feel bad for all the people who obviously got seriously injured.
“I’d try on clothes I couldn’t afford.” Wtf dude
“I’m a family man” No one ever says they are a family man unless they have some weird ulterior motive. I’ve known hundreds of outstanding men with a partner and children throughout my life and not one of them has ever referred to themselves as a “family man”. Probably because it sounds vapid and hollow and they are better than that.
I didn’t mean to hit yum, I swear.
It’s a joke.
It’s a joke, people. Come off it.
#26 I like jellyfish.
I loved Dream Warriors. “In my dreams, I’m beautiful.” *flips open blades* “And bad!” “Let’s go kick this fucker’s ass all over dream land!” Love it.