12 Jobs You Won't Believe Actually Exist

Do what you love. Love what you do. Do something weird. That's fine too. According to Windows, there's no reason work and play need to be mutually exclusive.

1. Luxury Bed Tester

Daly and Newton / Getty

The month-long gig is held by a lucky lady in the U.K. She spends the hours between 10 a.m. and 6 p.m. in various beds, blogging about her experience, and being paid somewhere around £1,000 a day. OK.

2. Toilet Tester

Jetta Productions / Getty

ToiletFinder.com is looking for willing participants to write funny reviews of public restrooms. Do it well, and you'll be handsomely rewarded... to the tune of £50 a day. But it's only in New York City, so don't get your hopes up.

3. Island Caretaker

Via commons.wikimedia.org

The upside? All of your expenses are paid for, and you get to take care of beautiful Hamilton Island in the Great Barrier Reef. The downside? It only lasts six months, and it pays £52,000. Oh wait.

4. Pork Rind Expert

Via Juanmonino / Getty

Jim Rudolph, the owner of Rudolph foods, claimed this title — and rightly so. His USA-based company is the world's largest manufacturer of pork rinds.

5. Water Slide Tester

Via cheezburger.com

Tommy Lynch, a First Choice employee, travels the world testing various water slides. He checks for height, speed, water quantity, and other things, but mostly he wonders what he did to deserve such a ridiculously awesome job.

6. Ravenmaster

Via pancakekidnapper.tumblr.com

The ravens who hang out around the Tower of London are precious cargo. The claim is that if the ravens were to leave, then the Crown would fall, and soon, Britain as well. So before you fill out an application for Ravenmaster, know that the weight of the Crown is on your shoulders.

7. Fire Scientist

Dann McKenzie / Getty

This job is pretty much exactly what you'd expect — it's people who specialize in all aspects of fire knowledge. But that title! We'd kill for that to be on our business card.

8. Wrinkle Chaser

Steve Ellaway / Getty

All right, this one is a little harder to guess. A wrinkle chaser is someone who specializes in removing wrinkles from shoes.

9. Laughter Therapist

Via karamigo.tumblr.com

Laughing has been proven to alleviate stress. The average adult laughs 17 times a day, but if you're finding that your laugh levels are low, get thee to a Laughter Therapist. It's the best medicine. Besides medicine.

10. Vomit Collector

CSA Images / Getty

Predictably, a Vomit Collector is tasked with the responsibility of cleaning puke at amusement parks. But the title suggests that these people keep a display case full of vomit samples in their living room. Which is unsettling.

11. Pet Food Tester

Via cheezburger.com

Marks and Spencer won't let puppy lips touch their product until a real live human gives their blessing. Only the best for man's best friend, right?

12. The Epitome of Dishwashing

Via gifovea.tumblr.com

Think dishwashing is beneath you? Well, Buckingham Palace's General Catering Assistant makes £14,200 a year and has bragging rights as the world's fanciest dishwasher.

Speaking of loving what you do: Honestly, you'll love the new Windows.

Find out more.