Hey, Ira, why don’t you come check out the American Life in MY PANTS.
SPOILER ALERT: I honestly don’t know how I’m still alive.
He is perfection in human form, basically.
Anywhere but here.
The legendary George Takei responds in the best way possible to the protesters who gathered during March Prop 8/DOMA hearings outside the Supreme Court. I went there to ask them to express their opinions on a pad of paper; now George is weighing in. Can he be any more amazing?
Beckham’s retirement means he can now focus on his real passions. Such as…
They may have the world’s highest taxes, but it’s totally worth it.
A toddler girl in the back seat of a small car sings “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter In A Small Town.”
Good-bye, Scranton.
After reading this, you’ll know more than Jon Snow. Which isn’t hard.
This is one of the most important posts in history.
Someone is busy doing this as we speak.
“Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.”
