• 1. Food

    Sex and food are not equivalent. I can’t make my own food. I can make my own sex.

  • 2. Money

    Unless you’re a pro.

  • 3. Lodging

    When your landlord stops in for a quickie because your rent is late, you’ve hit rock bottom.

  • 4. Drugs

    I don’t think I need to expound on this one.