10 Creepy Clown Paintings: Volume 1

Your weird Aunt Ethel made you sleep in her "clown room." Relive your childhood trauma with this collection of unintentionally creepy clown art.

• 1. Bad Hair Day Clown . . .

  

  Hates humidity . . .

• 2. Medusa Clown Turns You To Stone

  

  And you thought those life-size statues in the backyard were just really lifelike . . .

• 3. Surreality . . .

  

  Just because you can physically apply paint doesn't mean you should . . .

• 4. Let's Be Friends . . .

  

  I will hug you and squeeze you and chase you and never, ever, ever, ever leave you . . .

• 5. The Many Moods of a Clown . . .

  

  And each one is creepier than the last . . .

• 6. Kafka Klown . . .

  

  Needs a hug . . .

• 7. I'm Sorry . . .

  

  I didn't mean to break you. Here, duct tape make it all better . . .

• 8. Welcome . . .

  

  To Your Nightmare, and I am your host . . .

• 9. Zombie Clown . . .

  

  Is here to make you laugh and then eat your brains . . .

• 10. And Finally . . .

  

  The single creepiest clown painting of them all. Yes, just the thing for over the fireplace. Just don't let your parole officer see it . . .