• 1. Bad Hair Day Clown …

    Hates humidity …

  • 2. Medusa Clown Turns You To Stone

    And you thought those life-size statues in the backyard were just really lifelike …

  • 3. Surreality …

    Just because you can physically apply paint doesn’t mean you should …

  • 4. Let’s Be Friends …

    I will hug you and squeeze you and chase you and never, ever, ever, ever leave you …

  • 5. The Many Moods of a Clown …

    And each one is creepier than the last …

  • 6. Kafka Klown …

    Needs a hug …

  • 7. I’m Sorry …

    I didn’t mean to break you. Here, duct tape make it all better …

  • 8. Welcome …

    To Your Nightmare, and I am your host …

  • 9. Zombie Clown …

    Is here to make you laugh and then eat your brains …

  • 10. And Finally …

    The single creepiest clown painting of them all. Yes, just the thing for over the fireplace. Just don’t let your parole officer see it …