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11 Signs You're A Bush
Ever wondered if you're a human or a bush? Time to find out!
5.You wake up every day and think "goddamn I'm a bush"
6.When someone says "tell me about yourself," you say, "I'm a bush"
7.You're always the last one picked for stickball
8.You're a staunch atheist
9.Whenever someone says "beating around the bush" in your presence, it's usually followed by an awkward, uncomfortable silence, and then a playful, "lighten up, man! I'm just joshing with you!"
10.No one takes your opinion seriously, unless it's about mulch
11.People routinely point at you and scream "BUSH"