Wel-Kim To Kim Kardashian’s Favorite New Phrase

Today’s Twitter Buzz: Kimmy K. has a new pun that begins with a K and will make you want to smash your computer.

Wel-Kim to my world! bit.ly/HKUebc

— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) April 19, 2012

Source: @KimKardashian

Just got food poisoning from Taco Bell. I didn't make a run for the border. I made a run for the toilet. #ugh

— Jenny McCarthy (@JennyMcCarthy) April 19, 2012

Source: @JennyMcCarthy

I'm going to barf

— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) April 19, 2012

Source: @kirstiealley

I have to pee

— Kendra Wilkinson (@KendraWilkinson) April 19, 2012

Source: @KendraWilkinson

I'm hungry and horny. Time to go to the fridge.

— Judah Friedlander (@JudahWorldChamp) April 19, 2012

Source: @JudahWorldChamp

Sometimes I think I'd like to be good at pottery but then I remember the movie "Ghost," and I'm like, "Forget it."

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) April 19, 2012

Source: @michaelianblack

Watching DVR'd The Voice. Where did this affected Billie-Holiday-generic-baby-talk style of singing infect the mainstream?

— Andy Richter (@Andy_Richter) April 19, 2012

Source: @Andy_Richter

The violinist on idol is smoking hot !!!

— Rosie O'Donnell (@Rosie) April 19, 2012

Source: @Rosie

I'm old enough to own what I say and I can't be responsible for people's reputations.

— Sharon Osbourne (@MrsSOsbourne) April 19, 2012

Source: @MrsSOsbourne

If the girl on fire married the boy who lived they could have a baby that could live through fire which would save money on smoke alarms.

— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg) April 19, 2012

Source: @simonpegg

CLAP OFF. zzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz

— Joel Madden (@JoelMadden) April 19, 2012

Source: @JoelMadden

What's your opinion on maxi dresses in the summer? I've never found one which doesn't make me look and feel pregnant.....

— Elizabeth Hurley (@ElizabethHurley) April 19, 2012

Source: @ElizabethHurley

Thank you for all your v funny comments re maxi dresses; I get it, men hate them!

— Elizabeth Hurley (@ElizabethHurley) April 19, 2012

Source: @ElizabethHurley

It's 3 a.m. and I got up to tweet. My prostate is fine buy my ego might be enlarged.

— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) April 19, 2012

Source: @AlbertBrooks

Must avoid temptation to turn morning shows into Franco-esque performance art.

— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) April 19, 2012

Source: @lenadunham

Waking up at 4am is only cute if you follow it with "I'm on Euro time dahhhhlling"

— Nicole Richie (@nicolerichie) April 19, 2012

Source: @nicolerichie

My first Instagram post. What do these three dudes have in common? instagr.am/p/Jmk509EH8l/

— Adrian Grenier (@adriangrenier) April 19, 2012

Source: @adriangrenier

To all the fans concerned about Melissa&Joey will be affected by my baby bump;don't be! We finished Season 2& start 3 after baby arrives!

— Melissa Joan Hart (@MellyJHart) April 19, 2012

Source: @MellyJHart

Pokemon are so cute. I want me a squirtal, gigglypuff & pica 😍

— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) April 19, 2012

Source: @snooki

Merp!!!!!

— Deena Nicole Cortese (@DeenaNicoleMTV) April 19, 2012

Source: @DeenaNicoleMTV

Trying to cry in peace but some guy came over and started leaning on the car I was in and talking on the phone

— Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) April 19, 2012

Source: @evanrachelwood

Hey stupid bimbos just because I give you a compliment doesn't mean I am hitting on you

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) April 19, 2012

Source: @JoseCanseco

I wish just one rapper had the balls to write an entire song about taking a shit in the club.

— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) April 19, 2012

Source: @DamienFahey

If I'm ever a posthumous hologram I hope they give me hair and make me taller.

— moby (@thelittleidiot) April 19, 2012

Source: @thelittleidiot

idk why i would ever try the cinnamon challenge it's so horrible..but i did

— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) April 19, 2012

Source: @ChloeGMoretz

Takes Juan to know Juan.You can't know him without ever meeting him.

— T.J. Miller (@nottjmiller) April 19, 2012

Source: @nottjmiller

My pillow keeps purring... twitter.com/rickygervais/s…

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) April 19, 2012

Source: @rickygervais

Charlie and Claire had the purest love in the island.No question.he died so she and Aaron could live.they adored each other.

— Dominic Monaghan (@DomsWildThings) April 19, 2012

Source: @DomsWildThings

Bad nights sleep. So many thoughts of Dick Clark. For once, lookin forward 2 getting out of bed so early and sharing stories on my radio shw

— Carson Daly (@carsonjdaly) April 19, 2012

Source: @carsonjdaly

Am I an old for hating the new Gmail format so much? Can we switch it back?

— Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled) April 19, 2012

Source: @kristenschaaled

One of my heroes has turned to the dark-side. #whatdoesthispostermean? #whyisntheanimated? #Godcomplex? twitter.com/TaranKillam/st…

— taran killam (@TaranKillam) April 19, 2012

Source: @TaranKillam

All of you have said some wonderful, meaningful things today. I love all of you! #teambelding

— Dennis Haskins (@mrbelding) April 19, 2012

Source: @mrbelding

Trying to imagine a scenario wherein driving with the windows down, blasting the theme song from "Game of Thrones" might be cool.

— Carrie Brownstein (@Carrie_Rachel) April 19, 2012

Source: @Carrie_Rachel

I bet late at night, when the lights are off and no one is around, Mel Gibson misses yelling at his ex-girlfriend.

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) April 19, 2012

Source: @JennyJohnsonHi5

How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) April 19, 2012

Source: @kellyoxford

Hank and I just ran into Larry King. He's awesome!! Lolol.

— Kendra Wilkinson (@KendraWilkinson) April 19, 2012

Source: @KendraWilkinson

I've decided to become more slick! It's going to be my new look!

— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) April 19, 2012

Source: @BoyGeorge