Guess which show I'M gonna be on... twitpic.com/8mw0c4
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) February 21, 2012
Well I suppose we took each other's virginities. As usual, Reese Witherspoon was extremely charming and I wanted to be her college roommate
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) February 21, 2012
In a weird way, the chick from East Bound and Down reminds me of @MTVsammi
— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) February 21, 2012
I can never fall asleep when I'm hungry :( Thanks Adult Swim for keeping me company!
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) February 21, 2012
Quite well done. RT @Thgfan12 Ya. I'm obsessed. Officially. I made Effie Trinket out of play dough! twitter.com/Thgfan12/statu…
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) February 21, 2012
My cat is legit sleeping on top of my head.
— Nicky Hilton (@NickyHilton) February 21, 2012
Edvard Munch's "The Scream" to fetch upwards of $80m at Sotheby's auction, making it the most expensive college dorm room poster ever sold.
— Matt Langer (@mattlanger) February 21, 2012
If you don't like our show.. You can always watch Basketball Wives.
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) February 21, 2012
"Romeo, Juliet and Juliet: Sexquires"#BadPilots
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) February 21, 2012
TODAY'S FACT: The edible bit of a banana is called its 'penis'.
— Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz) February 21, 2012
AwkwardMoment when u tell dude n line at Starbucks he looks SO familiar, then realize its 4m last nights 48hrs reenactment of a sex offender
— Aubrey O'Day (@AubreyODay) February 21, 2012
Don't give up sex for Lent. Odds are you won't last and then what's the point. Choose something less directed by your hormones.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) February 21, 2012
You might consider giving up your favorite sexual position for Lent, even if u're not a believer. It would force youto experiment.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) February 19, 2012
If Mardi Gras night means lots of sex for you, bring along some lube. You won't score extra points for starting out Lent feeling sore.
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) February 21, 2012
RT@MichaelGWD: Party Down wrestling tribute from last night! @Jo3yHuds #PartyDown #rawtwitter.com/MichaelGWD/sta…
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) February 21, 2012
who all wants MTV to film our wedding????? I DO!! SO YOU ALL CAN WATCH!!
— Catelynn Lowell (@CatelynnLowell) February 21, 2012
DowntonAbbey must be bliss 4 current very old & titled Brits who must worry whether their own household staff will kill them in their sleep.
— james l. brooks (@canyonjim) February 21, 2012
Really wishing I didn't have the"What Up With That" theme song from SNL stuck in my head.
— Mark Malkoff (@mmalkoff) February 21, 2012
I'm so glad to have finally reached the Chihuahua demographic!!! @baytht: @chriscolfer Check out your doggy fan!!youtu.be/0UN1AzdldBg
— Chris Colfer (@chriscolfer) February 21, 2012
Wandering sheep that I am I have begun watching Downton Abbey. It is gorgeous to look at. And some great shots and angles..
— james l. brooks (@canyonjim) February 21, 2012
In studio with @clayaiken. He is KICKIN' ASS!
— Dee Snider (@deesnider) February 21, 2012
Didn't feel too macho when the NYC window washer caught me on the Stairmaster, belting out Last of The Famous International Playboys.
— Thomas Lennon (@thomaslennon) February 21, 2012
I hate when election coverage baits me into an argument, like this hot-button headline: “Ann Romney Joins Pinterest.â€
— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) February 21, 2012
Home sweet home... twitpic.com/8mxk03
— Emmy Rossum (@emmyrossum) February 21, 2012
I want a million followers. That's all.That's 5% of what @LadyGaga has.
— AB (@alecbaldwin) February 21, 2012
What she says: "Oh, bless your heart!" What she means: "Get away from me."
— Ben Savage (@BenSavage) February 21, 2012
MTV announced twelve new teen moms who will star on their hit show '16 And Pregnant', further securing the network's place in Hell.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 21, 2012
is it just me or is ashley judd always missing something?
— samantha ronson (@samantharonson) February 21, 2012
That moment when you realize you've had too many #redbulls and are about to start trippin out
— Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) February 21, 2012
Apparently my poorly conceived date-rape tweet upset a lot of folks. Not a good topic to joke about.Sorry & won't do that again.
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) February 21, 2012
Pic of me before 3rd season of BB. Let my daughter cut it as she pleased,wore it for 3 days then it all came off. An homage to Travis Bickle
— Bryan Cranston (@BryanCranston) February 21, 2012
