Twitter Buzz: The Real Ron Swanson Has Joined Twitter

Nick Offerman has a twitter account. Though it’s not verified yet, multiple castmates have confirmed that it’s the real deal.

Tweet #1 check out how hot and hilarious my wife is. #breakinginonfox

— Nick Offerman (@Nick_Offerman) March 7, 2012

Source: @Nick_Offerman

Please enjoy a picture of my balls. twitter.com/Nick_Offerman/…

— Nick Offerman (@Nick_Offerman) March 8, 2012

Source: @Nick_Offerman

This is where I keep my powder-actuated fasteners: twitter.com/Nick_Offerman/…

— Nick Offerman (@Nick_Offerman) March 8, 2012

Source: @Nick_Offerman

Well I'm in a goddamn good mood right now. I could give a frog twelve dollars right now. (Xept he'd probably spend it on flies)

— Louis C.K. (@louisck) March 8, 2012

Source: @louisck

we need to be wary of traditionally paternalistic attitudes toward other nations and make sure we are acting as "helpers" not encroachers.

— Don Cheadle (@IamDonCheadle) March 8, 2012

Source: @IamDonCheadle

When we choose to get involved in giving logistical "support" I believe we see positive changes historically. But we know full well

— Don Cheadle (@IamDonCheadle) March 8, 2012

Source: @IamDonCheadle

that's not the only way we've been "involved" in the past. Just need to be mindful of that.

— Don Cheadle (@IamDonCheadle) March 8, 2012

Source: @IamDonCheadle

Its not your favourite but it explains everything.

— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) March 8, 2012

Source: @LanaDelRey

I don't think I will watch any more 'Finding Bigfoot' until they change the name to 'It's Just Not Gonna Happen'.

— Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) March 8, 2012

Source: @robhuebel

I wish I didn't feel surprised every time my email notification pops up right after I've just forwarded something to myself.

— Danielle Fishel (@daniellefishel) March 8, 2012

Source: @daniellefishel

Pat Robertson says marijuana should be legalized. Now we know why he said those crazy things about Katrina -- he was stoned out of his mind.

— Joy Behar (@JoyVBehar) March 8, 2012

Source: @JoyVBehar

Every day should be National Women's Day. I mean, what the hell would we do without you ladies?

— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) March 8, 2012

Source: @DevonESawa

.... But we men should get some thanks for all the jar opening and bug killing we do. Am I right?

— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) March 8, 2012

Source: @DevonESawa

my elbow is spasming???

— Lo Bosworth (@LoBosworth) March 8, 2012

Source: @LoBosworth

I listen to Chubstep

— Andy Milonakis (@AndyMilonakis) March 8, 2012

Source: @AndyMilonakis

The boys pulled me over for a pic! Great group of guys! twitter.com/MichaelChiklis…

— Michael Chiklis (@MichaelChiklis) March 8, 2012

Source: @MichaelChiklis

My kissing game is off the charts. My tongue moves so seductively inside of your mouth. I pull away and wink at you and then move back in.

— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) March 8, 2012

Source: @chrisdelia

Are you ready for some baseball?!

— Fred Willard (@Fred_Willard) March 8, 2012

Source: @Fred_Willard

Yu's on first.

— Fred Willard (@Fred_Willard) March 8, 2012

Source: @Fred_Willard

Frank McCourt is the ump.

— Fred Willard (@Fred_Willard) March 8, 2012

Source: @Fred_Willard

Jesus is on third.

— Fred Willard (@Fred_Willard) March 8, 2012

Source: @Fred_Willard

I don't know's on second.

— Fred Willard (@Fred_Willard) March 8, 2012

Source: @Fred_Willard

Magazine editors, pls note: In articles about how to dress to hide Trouble areas, the gals w/'Boyish Figures' aren't really in Trouble.

— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) March 8, 2012

Source: @AnaGasteyer

On set. Leggo!instagr.am/p/H6066vOS4b/

— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2012

Source: @KimKardashian

I can't believe I said leggo. I hate when people say that! LOL

— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2012

Source: @KimKardashian

This is the emotional meal I am serving today: Sincerity on a bed of bullshit with a vinegar and sarcasm dressing. Very filling. Enjoy

— David Koechner (@DavidKoechner) March 8, 2012

Source: @DavidKoechner

But everyday is women's day!

— peaches (@peachesnisker) March 8, 2012

Source: @peachesnisker

Well, it is International Women's day and all the women who are not international are left out again. What a world.

— Norm Macdonald (@normmacdonald) March 8, 2012

Source: @normmacdonald

I feel hot, stupid, useless, and idiotic .....Hmmmm, must be Thursday

— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) March 8, 2012

Source: @kirstiealley

SomeBody Just Called Me The White Usher .... Hmmmm #icanlivewiththat

— DJ Pauly D (@DJPaulyD) March 8, 2012

Source: @DJPaulyD

Time to do some spring cleaning not only in my house but in my life as well!!.. Time for some good change

— Audrina Patridge (@AudrinaPatridge) March 8, 2012

Source: @AudrinaPatridge

Tanzania here we come!!! twitter.com/MalinAkerman/s…

— Malin Akerman (@MalinAkerman) March 8, 2012

Source: @MalinAkerman

I'd never wish a miscarriage on Snooki! If I wanna see a ‘Jersey Shore’ miscarriage, I’ll watch The Situation try to roast Trump again!

— Lisa Lampanelli (@LisaLampanelli) March 7, 2012

Source: @LisaLampanelli

Last nights solar flare changed the key of my dial tone, turned my electric toothbrush timer to "infinity" and set me up a hotmail account

— josh groban (@joshgroban) March 8, 2012

Source: @joshgroban

Come on haters is that the best you got make my day

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 8, 2012

Source: @JoseCanseco

All the haters can kiss my ass

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 8, 2012

Source: @JoseCanseco

All the haters bring it on you complete me

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 8, 2012

Source: @JoseCanseco

Dear Pimple andfamily- I really don't like you. I'd appreciate it if u stayed out of my life. Please leave my forehead I'd appreciate it.

— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) March 8, 2012

Source: @serenawilliams

Woke up singing "You are my son" to my cat.

— eric wareheim (@ericwareheim) March 8, 2012

Source: @ericwareheim