I just realized British people say 'Arse' instead of 'Ass'
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) February 20, 2012
Is it true that 'Fanny' means 'Pussy' in Britain??
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) February 20, 2012
A relationship isn't determined by how many pictures you post on facebook.
— Vinny Guadagnino (@VINNYGUADAGNINO) February 20, 2012
Happy birthday to Abe, George and all the other presidents today.
— Cindy Crawford (@CindyCrawford) February 20, 2012
Hong kong time twitter.com/GavinRossdale/…
— Gavin Rossdale (@GavinRossdale) February 20, 2012
We can not go back to the level of denial we lived with under Bush.
— AB (@alecbaldwin) February 20, 2012
To all you undecided voters:This country gave W two terms, against all reason and self-interest.Obama has done much good work...
— AB (@alecbaldwin) February 20, 2012
....to help middle America.If you are undecided, think about what a mess this country was in in 2008. How far we have come.
— AB (@alecbaldwin) February 20, 2012
Obama.....2012
— AB (@alecbaldwin) February 20, 2012
When Woody Allen wins his third best screenplay Oscar for the truly mediocre Midnight In Paris it's a triumph for white old-man nostalgia...
— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) February 20, 2012
I can't believe I'm pullin an all nighter on my BDAY!!!
— Rihanna (@rihanna) February 20, 2012
: - (Please tell me Apprentice isn't up against The Oscars next week!?
— Arsenio Hall (@ArsenioOFFICIAL) February 20, 2012
Big Motley Crue Fan !! I Don't Understand The Language Of Hate I Just Speak Love
— DJ Pauly D (@DJPaulyD) February 20, 2012
Prepping for the ride of my life! twitter.com/RealCarrotTop/…
— Carrot Top (@RealCarrotTop) February 20, 2012
I hate to look a gift horse in the mouth but President's Day is sort of a lame excuse for a holiday, don't you think? #offtobuysheets
— Paul Feig (@paulfeig) February 20, 2012
To me, New York is: pretending to sleep on thesubway so I don't have to give up my seat to the pregnant lady.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) February 20, 2012
If there's a holiday called "Family Day", why the hell am I forced to endure Christmas and Thanksgiving?!
— devon sawa (@DevonESawa) February 20, 2012
parents are in town, can't decide what to play with them yfrog.com/kj1nlwvj (cc @billprady @SteveLevitan)
— Dan Harmon (@danharmon) February 20, 2012
I'm not pregnant I'm helping a soon to be birthmother gosh people
— Catelynn Lowell (@CatelynnLowell) February 20, 2012
Ouija board!This was the closest thing to Twitter at Downton. #DowntonPBS
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 20, 2012
I'm honored! RT @selenagomez: My current girl crush. Well I've never had one before so she's my 1st #Twirly#Newgirl ! instagr.am/p/HNi5d-xu_j/
— zooey deschanel (@ZooeyDeschanel) February 20, 2012
OkRT @MaiRnB: @50cent do you wanna marry me? <3 Youre a amazinnnnnnng <3
— 50cent (@50cent) February 19, 2012
OkRT @50sAngel: @50cent I want to kiss you all over an never let u go.
— 50cent (@50cent) February 20, 2012
Had a gigantic swarm of bees take up residence in my house this morning.It's winter, they are supposed to be snoozing.I'm just sayin'.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) February 20, 2012
"I'd like to get 'LinkedIn' to that pussy..." - fun thing to say at a job interview
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 20, 2012
@elliottdotabby I woke up with no wallet. Waaaiiit aaa miiinuuute!
— Zachary Levi (@ZacharyLevi) February 20, 2012
Happy President's Day to my personal favorite, @BarackObama. –mo
— Michelle Obama (@MichelleObama) February 20, 2012