In honor of awards season, I've come up with a few of my own. How about "The Rudies". For those who have no manners, We all know a few I bet
— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) February 13, 2012
The Snobbies. All those people who parade around like they just know everything and they've got the best blah blah blah. Uhh. Aggravating.
— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) February 13, 2012
Then the Frownies. Those are the awards to the people that are always in mood. They could be in a bad mood at Black Eyed Peas concert!
— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) February 13, 2012
Then of course, The Prevaricators! They like to tell a tall tale of two! Umm, do you think? lol.
— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) February 13, 2012
Another good one, The Unappreciatives. Those are that ungrateful lot that are sometimes your best friends!!
— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) February 13, 2012
Then you have The Impatients. Already ran into a few of those this morning going to get my coffee!
— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) February 13, 2012
Thank you SO much Nine Zero One salon for my new locks!! How do you guys like the new look?? :) twitter.com/ddlovato/statu…
— demetria lovato (@ddlovato) February 11, 2012
Oh, dude....ate some BAD meat last night and paying for it w/major flu/food poisoning this morning...BOTH ENDS...the worst! #ratherdie
— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) February 13, 2012
Commercial Grammy people..u can turn to OWN.
— Oprah Winfrey (@Oprah) February 13, 2012
Just had a sip of a "Monster Energy Drink" & my cock leaped out of my pants & strangled a mailman :(
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 13, 2012
Yes yes yes we watch @Mastepiece Theater's DowntonAbbey! AND yes, we are addicted although this group is awfully forgiving...
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) February 13, 2012
Loved @OfficialAdele...like everyone else! Meanwhile, love @NickiMinaj but...what???????? #Grammys
— Katie Couric (@katiecouric) February 13, 2012
Hey, you know The Dawdlers? "Come on already, we're late." "Duh ok lemme put on my shoes." " U don't have your shoes on yet? Ayyyiiyii!"
— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) February 13, 2012
unverified reports is just another term for gossip right...at least that's what I heard.
— David Koechner (@DavidKoechner) February 13, 2012
Guy at coffee shop who "needs a bag a of Sumatra" just used "structure" twice in 30 seconds. Time to get the fuck out of here!
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) February 13, 2012
2 years ago today, a fat-cist airline pitched me off one of their planes. Fuck 'em: I'm soaring now. Nobody writes your story but you, kids.
— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) February 13, 2012
My favorite Whitney song keeps playing on the radio.... her voice is honestly an angel's voice. #realtalk </3
— Paris Jacksoη (@ParisJackson) February 13, 2012
Flying to Australia tonight, landing 2/15. Sometimes the international date line gives you a gift in what it takes away.
— Benjamin Gibbard (@Gibbstack) February 13, 2012
Dude, it's crazy how Jeremy Lin won like, SO many Grammys last night.
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) February 13, 2012
Have only just seen the news and that Adele won 6 GRAMMYS ! Amazing, amazing , amazing.
— lilyrosecooper (@MrsLRCooper) February 13, 2012
riding past virginia water,recently fallen treetrapped at mid trunk in the ice,limbs in rigor mortis begging to the sky,errie,beautiful
— Russell Crowe (@russellcrowe) February 13, 2012
at the grammys ♡ twitter.com/alliharvard/st…
— allison harvard (@alliharvard) February 13, 2012
I am 100% confidant that Lady Gaga has not been able to blink once all night. #FaceNet
— Jesse Tyler Ferguson (@jessetyler) February 13, 2012
.@PIERSMORGAN THIS POOR WOMAN LEAVES BEHIND A DAUGHTER & FAMILY. STOP WAFFLING ABOUT WHITNEY BEING ON XFACTOR W COWELL & THINK OF HER FAMILY
— Sharon Osbourne (@MrsSOsbourne) February 12, 2012
“I didn’t ‘hang out’ on twitter. I just sat at my computer and read what people typed…by myself…for hours.†– You and me in 5 yrs
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) February 13, 2012
Be ready to get off the elevator. I don't want to wait an extra second while you figure out it's your floor.
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) February 13, 2012
Holy power of the Grammy's, Part Of Me is already top 10 on itunes! U guys are killing it! NICE! Can't wait to shoot this video! #grateful
— Katy Perry (@katyperry) February 13, 2012
Cantaloupe is always the last chosen player in the fruit salad kickball team. :(
— Mark Hoppus (@markhoppus) February 13, 2012
I love the Foo Fighters. Especially Foo. Congrats!
— Larry King(@kingsthings) February 13, 2012
Anne: My brain is Rickrolling me. I blame the music in the car yesterday. Also, Rick Astley. Me: Well, he *said* he'd never give you up.
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) February 13, 2012
I think I might be developing an addiction to Downton Abbey. Totally my mom and sisters fault for getting me hooked.
— Katherine Heigl (@KatieHeigl) February 13, 2012
I hope Russell Brand responds to Katy Perry's new song by making a third Aldous Snow movie.
— Joe Mande (@JoeMande) February 13, 2012
"You're not fooling anybody." -Me, every time they kiss in porn.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) February 13, 2012
New pic on my desk at #theoffice! We worked with adorable twins. Made me want another baby! :p twitter.com/AngelaKinsey/s…
— Angela Kinsey (@AngelaKinsey) February 13, 2012
I'm going to live tweet the Grammys, which I am now watching on dvr, for the next 12 seconds.
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) February 13, 2012
Ugh shut UP.
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) February 13, 2012
Ugh shut UP.
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) February 13, 2012
Chris Brown sucks
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) February 13, 2012
Thanks everybody!
— Adam Scott (@mradamscott) February 13, 2012