Yesterday Star magazine published this absolutely insane story:
We were all, “WOW GUYS, get a clue” and then gathered up some instances that disprove this insane theory.
1. Like when he played Kris’ butt like the bongos.
2. How he doesn’t understand lady terminology.
3. His take on fashion.
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4. When he and Kris got into it in the kitchen.
6. When Bruce got real honest about his lady-slayin’ days.
7. When he was the manliest guy in this photo even though he was wearing a crop top.
9. When he pulled off wearing a Goofy-themed shirt during a triathlon.
10. When he took Kris for a ride on his hog.
11. The time his presence alone scared Kylie.
13. When he threatens the paparazzi.
14. Everything about this photo.
15. When he went on Late Night to yell at Jimmy Fallon for the “face jokes.”
18. When he managed to remain a stud while embracing another man and being touched by Hulk Hogan on the Love Boat.
19. Oh, and the time he won a MOTHERFUCKING OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL.
- Popular sections of Reddit went dark this week as confusion and protests swept the site.