19 Times Bruce Jenner Proved He Was 100% Man, Baby

Sorry, Star magazine — you got this one wrong. Stereotypical gender norms ahead!

Yesterday Star magazine published this absolutely insane story:

We were all, “WOW GUYS, get a clue” and then gathered up some instances that disprove this insane theory.

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1. Like when he played Kris’ butt like the bongos.

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2. How he doesn’t understand lady terminology.

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3. His take on fashion.

 

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4. When he and Kris got into it in the kitchen.

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5. The time he was on a Wheaties box.

6. When Bruce got real honest about his lady-slayin’ days.

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7. When he was the manliest guy in this photo even though he was wearing a crop top.

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8. The time he looked like he was contemplating suicide at the nail salon.

 

9. When he pulled off wearing a Goofy-themed shirt during a triathlon.

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10. When he took Kris for a ride on his hog.

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11. The time his presence alone scared Kylie.

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12. In his ’80s aerobic video, The Winning Workout.

 

I mean, HELLOOO, BRUCE.

13. When he threatens the paparazzi.

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14. Everything about this photo.

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15. When he went on Late Night to yell at Jimmy Fallon for the “face jokes.”

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16. When he’s all “come at me bro.”

17. When he dances.

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18. When he managed to remain a stud while embracing another man and being touched by Hulk Hogan on the Love Boat.

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19. Oh, and the time he won a MOTHERFUCKING OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL.

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