This Lady Can Tell The Future By Looking At Asparagus

Meet Jemima Packington, “Asparamancer.” The 56-year-old British mystic claims to be able to predict the future by tossing spears of asparagus onto the ground and analyzing where they fall. But hey, she predicted an Oscar win for The King’s Speech, so who am I to question the woman’s god-given talent?

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From video’s YouTube description:

A fortune teller who predicts the future using ASPARAGUS unveiled her top tips for 2012 - including two Royal births and British glory at the Olympics. Mystic Jemima Packington, 56, claims to be the world’s only Asparamancer and sees the future by tossing the spears into the air and interpreting how they land. She has made dozens of accurate predictions in recent years, including the demise of Gordon Brown, the credit crunch, and Oscar glory for British film The King’s Speech. Jemima has made her predictions for 2012 which include two Royal pregnancies, a change of leadership for one of the UK’s main political parties, the collapse of the Euro and the death of a high-profile British figure.

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