1. Taylor Swift's brief acknowledgement of her breakup with Harry Styles: "Thank you for caring about me."
2. Nathan Fillion is honest.
3. Jennifer Lawrence's reaction to winning:
4. and her very-excellent speech in which she references "Mean Girls" and admits to sweating all over Robert Downey Jr.
5. The Wanted won their first award ever ...and then broke into a rendition of "Afternoon Delight"
6. Casey Wilson and Ian Somerhalder were kind of magnificent together
7. Robert Downey Jr.'s sneakers
8. Christina Aguilera has been crying a lot lately.
9. Josh Hutcherson is really, really short.
Like, even shorter than Taylor Swift.
10. How cute is Eddie Remayne?
11. The show was *so* CBS.
12. This happened
13. And America's favorite band is...
America, I am disappointed in you.