2. Nicki Minaj offered to let Matthew McConaughey play her butt like bongos.
4. Eminem and Rihanna performed “Monster” and then hugged it out.
5. Seth Rogen kissed his mother and NOBODY could unsee it.
6. Lupita Nyong’o showed up looking flawless,
9. Cameron Diaz said “catching fires.”
10. Aaron Taylor-Johnson spoke but nobody could see him because of all the smoke.
11. Conan threatened to cut off long acceptance speeches by flashing a dick pic.
12. Amanda Seyfried couldn’t read the prompter because she didn’t have her contact lenses in.
13. Mark Wahlberg gave a long and crazy acceptance speech about how his award means he’s too old.
14. We learned that Harry Styles makes Andrew Garfield smile(s).
15. Johnny Knoxville photobombed Jessica Alba.
16. Jonah Hill presented Channing Tatum with the MTV Trailblazer award.
17. Snooki and JWOWW had matching baby bumps.
19. Sam Claflin miiiiight have been caught digging for gold.
21. Peeta hung with Tris.
23. And, of course, the triumphant moment when Rita Ora took Zac Efron’s shirt off.
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