1. This is Kim's thought process about getting married.
2. Kanye did not see Kim's dress before the wedding.
3. Kim will sometimes go against Kanye's wishes and film North...just for a little bit.
4. North wore a dress made from the same lace as Kim's dress.
5. Oh, and Kim calls North "cutie."
6. Kanye does not like hands in pockets, nor gum.
7. Despite being separated from each other, Kris is still nagging Bruce Jenner about his socks.
8. And she also has no attention span.
9. Kanye's kissing techniques are questionable.
10. Everybody hated Kim's bridesmaid dresses so she ordered new ones.
11. The new dresses had optional slits in the front of them — which Kanye didn't like.
12. What Kanye says about slits goes.
13. A LOT of people cared about the wedding shower.
14. Valentino is a kisser.
15. Rob skipped the wedding because he read comments about his appearance.
(And Kim didn't want to talk about it until after the wedding.)
16. Khloe was hungover as hell on the day of the wedding.
17. Really, really, seriously hungover.
18. Kim had concerns about her part.
19. She also had concerns about Kylie's blue hair, but ~let it go~ because she is a ~chill bride~.
20. Kim's veil was hard to deal with.
21. And finally: Scott Disick shows no mercy with his zingers.
And then we didn't learn anything else because in THIS wedding special, the *actual* wedding was not shown.
