13 Things We Learned From Chris Brown’s Profile In The Guardian

Including the mind-bending fact that he lost his virginity at age 8. posted on

1. He’s rich, but not rich enough.

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2. He won’t say how many women he’s slept with, but it’s apparently a lot.

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3. Brown first had sex at a VERY early age:

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4. And he seems to find nothing wrong with that fact.

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5. He thinks he is good at everything. When asked what he’s not good at, Brown replied:

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6. He considers himself “an inspirational guidelines book.”

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7. He still harbors some resentment about his relationship with Rihanna.

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8. But he did get some sort of lesson from it.

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9. He really, really hates doing community service.

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10. He keeps his sunglasses on indoors/during interviews.

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11. He still gets defensive about his neck tattoo that has a likeness of Rihanna’s battered face.

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12. He thinks he’s more chill than his reputation lets on.

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13. His tattoos are a “fuck you” to society.

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