The Paparazzi Put Miley Cyrus In A Terrible Mood

Today’s Twitter Buzz: the photographers around Miley’s house have ruined her day.

Just tried to take a walk around my neighborhood but couldn't because of the low life paparazzi.Instantly put me in a bad mood.

— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 19, 2012

Source: @MileyCyrus

Been up since 6:30 am. Headache :(

— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 20, 2012

Source: @MileyCyrus

Though he's always been thin, Jon Cryer has a "was once fat" kind of feel to him.

— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) March 20, 2012

Source: @SarahKSilverman

By my last tweet I mean heartbreaking and vulnerable and sweet!

— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) March 20, 2012

Source: @SarahKSilverman

Bout to watch Intervention. All i can say is, this one better accept the help cuz i can't invest an hr only to be crushed at the end.

— Rachel Dratch (@TheRealDratch) March 20, 2012

Source: @TheRealDratch

LMFAO is a thing right now and there's no getting around it. The only way out is through. We'll do it together. Take my hand, don't let go.

— dave holmes (@DaveHolmes) March 20, 2012

Source: @DaveHolmes

I just love it in that one song when it finally goes wigglewigglewigglewiggle.#Idoit

— josh groban (@joshgroban) March 20, 2012

Source: @joshgroban

I used to think the show "Married with children" was called "Love and marriage".

— Damon Wayans Yunior? (@wayansjr) March 20, 2012

Source: @wayansjr

I just wanna say the word Jubilee all day.Jubilee jubilee jubilee! Razzamataz Rubilee Jumpin geronimo jubilee!! Ok. I got carried away..

— Juliette Lewis (@JulietteLewis) March 20, 2012

Source: @JulietteLewis

My birthdays july 6 so that's a cool date for ME. Its gonna be july2 album, july4 independence day, then july6 my birthday.

— 50cent (@50cent) March 20, 2012

Source: @50cent

Pretty pretty vuitton princessinstagr.am/p/IaQq7TS3Kb/

— Brad Goreski (@mrbradgoreski) March 20, 2012

Source: @mrbradgoreski

They want to put my black wife beater from my 1st ever comedy special in the smithsonian!!!

— Dane Cook (@danecook) March 20, 2012

Source: @danecook

Tonight's Farts:Manly

— Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz) March 20, 2012

Source: @serafinowicz

My IPhone tastes like lemons... #yesilickedittocleanitinapinchsowhat #dontjudgeme

— Julie Benz (@juliebenz) March 20, 2012

Source: @juliebenz

"There must be something better to do than just running after stuff and chewing it" #thingsdogsneversay

— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) March 20, 2012

Source: @rickygervais

Looking for a fresh outlook today, so I think I'll take a break from Twitter and browse furniture onlinefor 5-6 hours.

— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) March 20, 2012

Source: @AnaGasteyer

Trying to look forward to celebrating yet another Bidet.

— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) March 20, 2012

Source: @AnaGasteyer

Lmao. Why dey playin Stupid Hoe on Japan TV and not bleepin HOE!!!! Lmaooooooo. Its as ratchet as it cld be! I LOVE JAPAN!!!!!!

— Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) March 20, 2012

Source: @NICKIMINAJ

I miss playing Duck Hunt.

— Danielle Fishel (@daniellefishel) March 20, 2012

Source: @daniellefishel

Boner is a funny word.

— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) March 20, 2012

Source: @jimmykimmel

LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER AFTER U TAKE A BIG SHIT! YEAHHHHHH! #LILJON

— LIL JON (@LilJon) March 20, 2012

Source: @LilJon

Obama's to blame for the price of gas like I'm to blame for the price of whiskey.

— Denis Leary (@denisleary) March 20, 2012

Source: @denisleary

Only thing sporty about me is my deodorant.

— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) March 20, 2012

Source: @kumailn

I think @barackobama should DM with Iran.

— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) March 20, 2012

Source: @birbigs

We did. His name is @NathanFillion. RT @thijsvandertuin: @ZacharyLevi @SethGreen @joelmchale you 3 would make a nice love child together.

— Zachary Levi (@ZacharyLevi) March 20, 2012

Source: @ZacharyLevi

But his peen is much bigger in person. RT @SethGreen: @ZacharyLevi & I realize @joelmchale looks much taller on TV. say.ly/Nix1BKL

— Zachary Levi (@ZacharyLevi) March 20, 2012

Source: @ZacharyLevi

How's your penis????

— KhloéKardashianOdom (@KhloeKardashian) March 20, 2012

Source: @KhloeKardashian