Just tried to take a walk around my neighborhood but couldn’t because of the low life paparazzi.Instantly put me in a bad mood.â€” Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 19, 2012
Been up since 6:30 am. Headache :(â€” Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) March 20, 2012
Though he’s always been thin, Jon Cryer has a “was once fat” kind of feel to him.â€” Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) March 20, 2012
By my last tweet I mean heartbreaking and vulnerable and sweet!â€” Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) March 20, 2012
Bout to watch Intervention. All i can say is, this one better accept the help cuz i can’t invest an hr only to be crushed at the end.â€” Rachel Dratch (@TheRealDratch) March 20, 2012
LMFAO is a thing right now and there’s no getting around it. The only way out is through. We’ll do it together. Take my hand, don’t let go.â€” dave holmes (@DaveHolmes) March 20, 2012
I just love it in that one song when it finally goes wigglewigglewigglewiggle.#Idoitâ€” josh groban (@joshgroban) March 20, 2012
I used to think the show “Married with children” was called “Love and marriage”.â€” Damon Wayans Yunior? (@wayansjr) March 20, 2012
I just wanna say the word Jubilee all day.Jubilee jubilee jubilee! Razzamataz Rubilee Jumpin geronimo jubilee!! Ok. I got carried away..â€” Juliette Lewis (@JulietteLewis) March 20, 2012
My birthdays july 6 so that’s a cool date for ME. Its gonna be july2 album, july4 independence day, then july6 my birthday.â€” 50cent (@50cent) March 20, 2012
Pretty pretty vuitton princessinstagr.am/p/IaQq7TS3Kb/â€” Brad Goreski (@mrbradgoreski) March 20, 2012
They want to put my black wife beater from my 1st ever comedy special in the smithsonian!!!â€” Dane Cook (@danecook) March 20, 2012
Tonight’s Farts:Manlyâ€” Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz) March 20, 2012
“There must be something better to do than just running after stuff and chewing it” #thingsdogsneversayâ€” Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) March 20, 2012
Looking for a fresh outlook today, so I think I’ll take a break from Twitter and browse furniture onlinefor 5-6 hours.â€” Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) March 20, 2012
Trying to look forward to celebrating yet another Bidet.â€” Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) March 20, 2012
Lmao. Why dey playin Stupid Hoe on Japan TV and not bleepin HOE!!!! Lmaooooooo. Its as ratchet as it cld be! I LOVE JAPAN!!!!!!â€” Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ) March 20, 2012
I miss playing Duck Hunt.â€” Danielle Fishel (@daniellefishel) March 20, 2012
LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER AFTER U TAKE A BIG SHIT! YEAHHHHHH! #LILJONâ€” LIL JON (@LilJon) March 20, 2012
Obama’s to blame for the price of gas like I’m to blame for the price of whiskey.â€” Denis Leary (@denisleary) March 20, 2012
Only thing sporty about me is my deodorant.â€” Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) March 20, 2012
I think @barackobama should DM with Iran.â€” Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) March 20, 2012
We did. His name isâ€” Zachary Levi (@ZacharyLevi) March 20, 2012
<a href="https://twitter.com/NathanFillion">NathanFillion</a>. RTthijsvandertuin:
<a href="https://twitter.com/ZacharyLevi">ZacharyLevi</a>SethGreen @joelmchale you 3 would make a nice love child together.
- Justice Antonin Scalia, the conservative heart of the U.S. Supreme Court for more than a decade, has died. He was 79.
- Scalia was the current court's longest-serving justice, having been nominated in 1986 by President Ronald Reagan.
- Republicans are extremely unlikely to confirm anyone that President Obama nominates in the final months of his second term.