Celebrity·Posted on May 9, 2012The Best Reactions To North Carolina's Gay Marriage Ban On TwitterJust in case you were looking for the right tweet to retweet onto your feed that will perfectly summarize your rage towards North Carolina.by Whitney JeffersonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Kal Penn @kalpenn Sad 2C North Carolina double-ban marriage #equality. If it was truly about the "sanctity of marriage", you'd have made divorce illegal too Wed, 09 May 2012 01:40:09 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Sad 2C North Carolina double-ban marriage #equality. If it was truly about the "sanctity of marriage", you'd have made divorce illegal too-- Kal Penn Ellen DeGeneres @TheEllenShow Getting married was one of the greatest things I have ever done. I hope everyone in North Carolina gets the same opportunity someday. Tue, 08 May 2012 20:01:39 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Getting married was one of the greatest things I have ever done. I hope everyone in North Carolina gets the same opportunity someday.-- Ellen DeGeneres Damon Lindelof @DamonLindelof That's it, North Carolina -- You're no longer allowed to watch BRAVO. #SeriouslyThoughShameOnYou Wed, 09 May 2012 02:36:08 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite That's it, North Carolina -- You're no longer allowed to watch BRAVO.#SeriouslyThoughShameOnYou-- Damon Lindelof Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH North Carolina passed Amendment One. Unbelievable. Wed, 09 May 2012 04:18:12 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite North Carolina passed Amendment One. Unbelievable.-- Neil Patrick Harris Zach Braff @zachbraff Well @donald_faison , I guess we can cross North Carolina off the retirement state list. Wed, 09 May 2012 05:39:23 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Well @donald_faison , I guess we can cross North Carolina off the retirement state list.-- Zach Braff RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace North Carolina... I'm sorry, but you're up for elimination. Wed, 09 May 2012 01:47:07 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite North Carolina... I'm sorry, but you're up for elimination.-- RuPaul's Drag Race matthew lillard @MatthewLillard North Carolina, I spit in your general direction. Wed, 09 May 2012 06:31:44 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite North Carolina, I spit in your general direction.-- matthew lillard mia farrow @MiaFarrow Oh North Carolina - the disappointment we feel now is nothing compared to the bewilderment & shame your children will feel Wed, 09 May 2012 02:21:53 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Oh North Carolina - the disappointment we feel now is nothing compared to the bewilderment & shame your children will feel-- mia farrow Russell Brand @rustyrockets If I ever find myself in North Carolina I shall marry a man just to feel safe. Wed, 09 May 2012 06:31:08 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite If I ever find myself in North Carolina I shall marry a man just to feel safe.-- Russell Brand Alan Cumming @Alancumming Wow North Carolina, wow. What a sad day when you tell the world you are active and blatant persecutors of civil rights, equality and love. Wed, 09 May 2012 07:39:34 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Wow North Carolina, wow. What a sad day when you tell the world you are active and blatant persecutors of civil rights, equality and love.-- Alan Cumming marc maron @marcmaron #NC #NationsCloset Wed, 09 May 2012 05:33:59 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite #NC #NationsCloset-- marc maron Brooklyn Decker @BrooklynDecker Really disappointed in my home state of North Carolina this evening. One giant step backward. Wed, 09 May 2012 04:56:18 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Really disappointed in my home state of North Carolina this evening. One giant step backward.-- Brooklyn Decker Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman If twitter is accurate, North Carolina passed a law that they are assholes. Wed, 09 May 2012 05:09:53 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite If twitter is accurate, North Carolina passed a law that they are assholes.-- Eugene Mirman st vincent @st_vincent So f$&%ing lame, North Carolina. #tonsofgreatfolkstherethough Wed, 09 May 2012 03:30:57 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite So f$&%ing lame, North Carolina. #tonsofgreatfolkstherethough-- st vincent Andy Borowitz @BorowitzReport Now that North Carolina has banned gay marriage, it's going to take a harder look at electricity and soap. Wed, 09 May 2012 12:08:15 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Now that North Carolina has banned gay marriage, it's going to take a harder look at electricity and soap.-- Andy Borowitz Andy Borowitz @BorowitzReport MUST READ: North Carolina Weighs Ban on Electricity, Soap: http://t.co/THbApF6r Wed, 09 May 2012 16:15:23 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite MUST READ: North Carolina Weighs Ban on Electricity, Soap: http://t.co/THbApF6r-- Andy Borowitz Dana Gould @DanaJGould Now that religious conservatives in N. Carolina have "saved" marriage, they can go back to forgetting that their uncle grabbed their balls. Wed, 09 May 2012 16:02:23 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Now that religious conservatives in N. Carolina have "saved" marriage, they can go back to forgetting that their uncle grabbed their balls.-- Dana Gould billy eichner @billyeichner In North Carolina's defense, New York just voted to outlaw Shoney's. Wed, 09 May 2012 03:15:43 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite In North Carolina's defense, New York just voted to outlaw Shoney's.-- billy eichner Andy Levy @andylevy "Good for you, North Carolina," pretended John Travolta Wed, 09 May 2012 03:16:57 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite "Good for you, North Carolina," pretended John Travolta-- Andy Levy Tori Spelling @torianddean Sad to hear that Amendment 1 passed in North Carolina. Love is love! Period the end! #MarriageEquality Wed, 09 May 2012 04:22:00 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Sad to hear that Amendment 1 passed in North Carolina. Love is love! Period the end! #MarriageEquality-- Tori Spelling Dan Cronin @croninwhocares Young people of North Carolina, just move away. Then move back when they're dead. Wed, 09 May 2012 04:47:04 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Young people of North Carolina, just move away. Then move back when they're dead.-- Dan Cronin samantha ronson @samantharonson Apparently there is a new addition to this list.... http://t.co/pn7OgzsM #northcarolina Wed, 09 May 2012 04:21:09 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Apparently there is a new addition to this list.... http://t.co/pn7OgzsM #northcarolina-- samantha ronson matt walsh @mrmattwalsh "North Carolina's laws are compatible with the laws of nature but, more importantly, with the laws of God." Let's eat our young & plague! Wed, 09 May 2012 03:58:06 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite "North Carolina's laws are compatible with the laws of nature but, more importantly, with the laws of God." Let's eat our young & plague!-- matt walsh Damien Fahey @DamienFahey On the bright side you don't have to put an Instagram filter over photos of North Carolina anymore to make it look like the 1800's Wed, 09 May 2012 16:08:32 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite On the bright side you don't have to put an Instagram filter over photos of North Carolina anymore to make it look like the 1800's-- Damien Fahey Loni Love @LoniLove North Carolina you're going to miss out on some fabulous weddings... Wed, 09 May 2012 05:41:30 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite North Carolina you're going to miss out on some fabulous weddings...-- Loni Love dan levy @danjlevy I'm embarrassed for you, North Carolina. Wed, 09 May 2012 05:42:00 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite I'm embarrassed for you, North Carolina.-- dan levy Max Silvestri @maxsilvestri 20 years from now, "NC: illegal for gays to marry" will appear next to "TN: illegal for frogs to croak after 11pm" in a bathroom reader. Wed, 09 May 2012 02:52:36 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite 20 years from now, "NC: illegal for gays to marry" will appear next to "TN: illegal for frogs to croak after 11pm" in a bathroom reader.-- Max Silvestri Garret Dillahunt @GarretDillahunt Don't know what to say about NC. Political pandering at it's finest? It is demoralizing....but only momentarily. Wed, 09 May 2012 03:50:25 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Don't know what to say about NC. Political pandering at it's finest? It is demoralizing....but only momentarily.-- Garret Dillahunt Caroline Manzo @CarolineManzo North Carolina - Shame on you - sad, sad, sad Wed, 09 May 2012 02:24:40 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite North Carolina - Shame on you - sad, sad, sad-- Caroline Manzo DJ Qualls @TheOnlyDJQualls The US has an appalling record of protecting minority groups. The NC ban on gay marriage & domestic partnerships is our latest black eye Wed, 09 May 2012 06:41:33 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite The US has an appalling record of protecting minority groups. The NC ban on gay marriage & domestic partnerships is our latest black eye-- DJ Qualls Sophia Bush @SophiaBush I'm in. #Equality RT @AndySwift: Brooke Davis would have fought against this nonsense in North Carolina -- and she probably would have won. Wed, 09 May 2012 15:50:44 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite I'm in. #Equality RT @AndySwift: Brooke Davis would have fought against this nonsense in North Carolina -- and she probably would have won.-- Sophia Bush Bo Burnham @boburnham N Carolina banned gay marriage today. It makes me so very angry. To those who voted for it, fuck you. Wed, 09 May 2012 02:38:43 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite N Carolina banned gay marriage today. It makes me so very angry. To those who voted for it, fuck you.-- Bo Burnham Bo Burnham @boburnham This isn't a matter of public opinion. Gay teens are killing themselves because of the ideas you're encouraging with this. Shame on you. Wed, 09 May 2012 02:39:15 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite This isn't a matter of public opinion. Gay teens are killing themselves because of the ideas you're encouraging with this. Shame on you.-- Bo Burnham Michael Ausiello @MichaelAusiello What do North Carolina voters and Christina Aguilera's shorts have in common? Both are uptight. #imhereallweek Wed, 09 May 2012 03:01:09 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite What do North Carolina voters and Christina Aguilera's shorts have in common? Both are uptight. #imhereallweek-- Michael Ausiello Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5 Britney Spears can legally marry her high school friend as a joke, but gay couples in North Carolina can't marry for love. Not cool. Wed, 09 May 2012 02:59:37 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Britney Spears can legally marry her high school friend as a joke, but gay couples in North Carolina can't marry for love. Not cool.-- Jenny Johnson Ryan from Yellowcard @williamryankey Hey, North Carolina, you made me less proud to be an American today. Thank you for that. #whatyearisit? Wed, 09 May 2012 03:23:10 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Hey, North Carolina, you made me less proud to be an American today. Thank you for that. #whatyearisit?-- Ryan from Yellowcard Alex Blagg @alexblagg It's okay, North Carolina. We'll let you re-apply for citizenship in civilization again soon. Wed, 09 May 2012 03:24:31 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite It's okay, North Carolina. We'll let you re-apply for citizenship in civilization again soon.-- Alex Blagg The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats Or you can do as we will do in North Carolina & roll up your sleeves, & know that their hateful efforts are an attempt to hold back the sea. Wed, 09 May 2012 05:34:13 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Or you can do as we will do in North Carolina & roll up your sleeves, & know that their hateful efforts are an attempt to hold back the sea.-- The Mountain Goats DL Hughley @RealDlHughley NC voted against gay marriage We can't educate our children or create jobs! But hey at least now 2 dudes can't get married in NC #TeamDl Wed, 09 May 2012 03:13:48 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite NC voted against gay marriage We can't educate our children or create jobs! But hey at least now 2 dudes can't get married in NC #TeamDl-- DL Hughley Eric Stangel @EricStangel North Carolina, really??? Wed, 09 May 2012 01:26:07 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite North Carolina, really???-- Eric Stangel Kelly Cutrone @peoplesrev The Weather Channel has confirmed there will be no more rainbows over North Carolina #anotherheterodrearyday Wed, 09 May 2012 06:04:34 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite The Weather Channel has confirmed there will be no more rainbows over North Carolina #anotherheterodrearyday-- Kelly Cutrone Kelly Cutrone @peoplesrev North Carolina - NC= Not Conscious Wed, 09 May 2012 05:54:34 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite North Carolina - NC= Not Conscious-- Kelly Cutrone Kelly Cutrone @peoplesrev North Carolina= No Culture Wed, 09 May 2012 06:08:18 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite North Carolina= No Culture-- Kelly Cutrone mileskahn @mileskahn North Carolina is totally gay for hate. Wed, 09 May 2012 13:57:24 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite North Carolina is totally gay for hate.-- mileskahn Christine Nangle @nanglish Send the Avengers to North Carolina. Wed, 09 May 2012 05:58:16 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Send the Avengers to North Carolina.-- Christine Nangle Autumn Reeser @autumnreeser Let's work on creating more LOVE and less hate, please... I'm talking to you, North Carolina... :( Wed, 09 May 2012 06:50:13 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Let's work on creating more LOVE and less hate, please... I'm talking to you, North Carolina... :(-- Autumn Reeser Chris Kluwe @ChrisWarcraft Very disappointed in North Carolina. How on earth does what other people do in the privacy of their own homes affect you? #rightsforeveryone Wed, 09 May 2012 16:26:26 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Very disappointed in North Carolina. How on earth does what other people do in the privacy of their own homes affect you? #rightsforeveryone-- Chris Kluwe Chris Kluwe @ChrisWarcraft All I'm gonna say is, if you judge the worth of your marriage based on what other people do in theirs, you're not doing it right. Wed, 09 May 2012 16:42:32 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite All I'm gonna say is, if you judge the worth of your marriage based on what other people do in theirs, you're not doing it right.-- Chris Kluwe Andrew Zimmern @andrewzimmern BREAKING: North Carolina proves that ignorance and hatefulness can be legislated. Sad. http://t.co/ez3P8PVO Wed, 09 May 2012 02:25:17 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite BREAKING: North Carolina proves that ignorance and hatefulness can be legislated. Sad.http://t.co/ez3P8PVO-- Andrew Zimmern Donna Brazile @donnabrazile Sad night for equality, freedom, common sense and democracy in America. See the results in NC and IN. "Weeping may endure for a night... Wed, 09 May 2012 01:21:06 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Sad night for equality, freedom, common sense and democracy in America. See the results in NC and IN. "Weeping may endure for a night...-- Donna Brazile Andy Richter @Andy_Richter Tonight the voters of NC bravely threw themselves under the steamroller of history. Wed, 09 May 2012 03:19:41 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Tonight the voters of NC bravely threw themselves under the steamroller of history.-- Andy Richter The Head & The Heart @headandtheheart Pretty bummed out by NC. You guys are better than that! We know it! Wed, 09 May 2012 17:01:55 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Pretty bummed out by NC. You guys are better than that! We know it!-- The Head & The Heart Gabe Delahaye @gabedelahaye I basically just see the NC thing as a decisive vote to embarrass future generations when they think about what we used to be like. Wed, 09 May 2012 02:47:25 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite I basically just see the NC thing as a decisive vote to embarrass future generations when they think about what we used to be like.-- Gabe Delahaye Wil Wheaton @wilw Dear bigots in North Carolina: http://t.co/1QvKaAb6 Wed, 09 May 2012 01:49:36 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Dear bigots in North Carolina: http://t.co/1QvKaAb6-- Wil Wheaton Wil Wheaton @wilw I ran out of fucks to give about who can get married a long time ago. How about: two people who love each other. Bam. Easy. Nailed it. Wed, 09 May 2012 02:40:58 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite I ran out of fucks to give about who can get married a long time ago. How about: two people who love each other. Bam. Easy. Nailed it.-- Wil Wheaton Wil Wheaton @wilw I was just told to "move to Iran." Seriously. That is a real thing that actually happened. #SlowClap Wed, 09 May 2012 02:10:46 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite I was just told to "move to Iran." Seriously. That is a real thing that actually happened. #SlowClap-- Wil Wheaton Wil Wheaton @wilw And I am apparently not allowed to have an opinion on the NC vote, because 1) I am from California and 2) I am an actor. #wingnutlogic Wed, 09 May 2012 02:18:09 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite And I am apparently not allowed to have an opinion on the NC vote, because 1) I am from California and 2) I am an actor. #wingnutlogic-- Wil Wheaton Roseanne Barr @TheRealRoseanne hollywood withdraw your productions from NC! Wed, 09 May 2012 01:12:12 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite hollywood withdraw your productions from NC!-- Roseanne Barr The Dark Lord @Lord_Voldemort7 Dear North Carolina, Dumbledore does not approve. Wed, 09 May 2012 02:52:09 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Dear North Carolina, Dumbledore does not approve.-- The Dark Lord FEMINIST HULK @feministhulk NC: IF YOU NEED TO BULLY OTHER FAMILIES TO MAKE YOURS SPECIAL, WHAT KIND OF FAMILY YOU HAVE? Wed, 09 May 2012 16:19:52 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite NC: IF YOU NEED TO BULLY OTHER FAMILIES TO MAKE YOURS SPECIAL, WHAT KIND OF FAMILY YOU HAVE?-- FEMINIST HULK God @TheTweetOfGod Very disappointing, North Carolina. Especially since you've been South Carolina's lawfully wedded top since 1789. Wed, 09 May 2012 01:16:57 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Very disappointing, North Carolina. Especially since you've been South Carolina's lawfully wedded top since 1789.-- God Jamie Bell @1jamiebell Too bad #NC, too bad. Wed, 09 May 2012 06:18:44 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Too bad #NC, too bad.-- Jamie Bell Jamie Bell @1jamiebell Just like old times. Much has happened, little has changed. #NC #Votegainst http://t.co/aN7oBdjJ Wed, 09 May 2012 14:14:14 +0000 Reply Retweet Favorite Just like old times. Much has happened, little has changed. #NC #Votegainst http://t.co/aN7oBdjJ-- Jamie Bell