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This SEXY opening shot:
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The opening line of the song:
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Little Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney.
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The list of things her "friends are big on" that includes tennis, the Cheesecake Factory, and, of course: bible study.
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It also includes birthday parties, Valentino, and church on Sundays.
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Every time Kris gets on the treadmil and dances.
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When Kris popped out of a bed.
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Proof that Kris Jenner actually sang this song.
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How Randy Newman wrote the music and her three young daughters wrote the words.
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and finally, OJ again.
