What’s your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
The phone I’m typing on now has as its wallpaper a picture of my daughters Clementine and Grace (8 and 6). We were at Nikki Beach in Marbella, Spain, and they’d stayed up until 10:30 p.m. to come to dinner with us.
I have another phone that has, as its wallpaper, a picture taken by my daughter Lily of therest of my kids and my wife at a Justin Bieber concert. Bella, the oldest, is the only one who looks like she’s at a concert enjoying herself; next to her is Clementine, who’s crying hysterically because she’d just met Bieber’s security guard Kenny; and finally, my wife is plugging Grace’s ears and Grace is very much over it. (FYI, Clementine has given up on the Biebs, since it’s turned out that there’s nothing really special about him…)
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Club soda (with lime if I plan on killing it that night).
What’s the one word you are guilty of using too often?
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Stone Island cardigan.
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
My wife, Brandy. She BBM’d me, “eat shit.”
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
It’s always awkward and not well.
When is the last time you went to a theater?
I just saw Hedwig and The Angry Inch — Neil Harris is RIPPED!
What TV show should everyone should be watching?
And what is your TV guilty pleasure?
What’s the first CD you bought?
The Cure, Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me.
What is the one food you cannot resist?
Though I am morally and ethically opposed to it, I have an on-again, off-again addiction to Diet Coke.
What music are you currently listening to?
What movie makes you laugh the most?
There’s a scene in Manhattan Murder Mystery where Woody Allen and Diane Keaton become trapped, for a second, in an elevator. It gets me every time.
What drives you absolutely crazy?
People drinking milkshakes for breakfast at corporate coffee behemoths, people with small wrinkled drink orders, people who want to pay for separate orders, separately. I guess I generally despise corporate coffee’s patronage.
Pick one: kittens or puppies?
New York or Los Angeles?
I find New York to be difficult with children.
Comedy or drama?
Depends on my mood. For live entertainment I’d choose comedy, though.
Bacon or Nutella?
’80s or ’90s?
’80s for punk rock, ’90s for rap.
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
No idea, but I’ve never heard my kids mention McGuire. So I guess I’m team Hannah.
And finally: Tell us a secret.
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