Strengths & Weaknesses Of The New “Celebrity Apprentice” Cast

Donald Trump has officially announced his new cast of “The Celebrity Apprentice.”

1. Teresa Giudice

Strengths: Table-flipping, smack-talking, anything Jersey.
Weaknesses: Her short temper, affinity for spending money.

2. Lou Ferrigno

Strengths: He’s the Incredible Hulk. Look at those guns!
Weaknesses: Just don’t call him “Hulk.”

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3. Tia Carrere

Strengths: Singing, dancing, being a dream weaver.
Weaknesses: Falling for the nerdy guys.

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4. Adam Carolla

Strengths: Knowledge about dude things, sex advice.
Weaknesses: His brashness.

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5. Lisa Lampanelli

Strengths: Humor, harsh insults, and if there was ever a reason for a roast…
Weaknesses: Obnoxiousness, over-exposure. Will probably be caught cracking jokes about another contestant behind their back.

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6. George Takei

Strengths: The man played Sulu on “Star Trek.” Enough said.
Weaknesses: Allergic to crawfish.

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7. Victoria Gotti

Strengths: Her connection to the Mob.
Weaknesses: Age, possibly, and I can only assume that she and RHONJ’s Teresa will absolutely hate each other.

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8. Arsenio Hall

Strengths: Hosting, making jokes, ability to get famous cameos.
Weaknesses: Brashness, being royalty.

9. Debbie Gibson

Strengths: Ability to sing, dance, and still look hot decades after her heartthrob status of the 80s.
Weaknesses: Only in her dreams.

10. Penn Jillette

Strengths: ability to dance, and uh, magic — duh!
Weaknesses: Who is Penn with out his mute magic buddy, Teller?

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11. Aubrey O’Day

Strengths: Ability to sing, resilience, comfort with a reality camera crew following her around. Those cold, dead eyes would serve her well in a heated game of poker.
Weaknesses: The woman defines the term “hot mess.”

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12. Dee Snider

Strengths: Ability to sing, familiarity with cross-dressing, familiarity with show (appeared on the last season of “Celebrity Apprentice”).
Weaknesses: His cockiness. Your attitude, by the way? He’s not gonna take it.

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13. Cheryl Tiegs

Strengths: Her looks (which seem to have, um, faded slightly?)
Weaknesses: Who?

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14. Michael Andretti

Strengths: Son of Mario Andretti, so: CARS!
Weaknesses: Wait, this is “Celebrity Apprentice,” right?

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15. Dayana Mendoza

Strengths: Her looks, being a former Miss Universe winner — a franchise owned and operated by Donald Trump.

Weaknesses: Wait, this is “Celebrity Apprentice,” right?

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16. Paul Teutul Sr.

Strengths: Strength, mustache-length, general bad-assery. As we’ve seen on “American Choppers,” the man isn’t afraid to speak his mind.
Weaknesses: Speaking his mind.

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17. Patricia Velasquez

Strengths: Her looks, several Sports Illustrated Swimsuit covers, and ability to kick asses alongside Brenden Fraiser in “The Mummy” and “The Mummy 2.”
Weaknesses: Who?

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18. Clay Aiken

Strengths: His baby face, ability to sing, and adoring Claymates.
Weaknesses: Clay Aiken.

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Now that you know all of the players, who do you think will win? Or, more importantly, who do you think will get into the heated, balls-to-the-wall reality tv fights we’ve come to expect from the show?