Stephen Colbert Addresses His Maxim Hot 100 Nod

In regards to his number on the list, 69, Colbert responded, “That is hot! …As long as the 6 and the 9 got married first.”

Video available at: http://buzzfeed-video1.s3.amazonaws.com/video/2012/05/30/colertmaxim-624x348.mp4.

Finally, these child-bearing hips are paying off. This is historic, folks! I am the Rosa Parks of men that Maxim readers want to see back up that bus.

According to the good people at Maxim, I’m hotter than Christina Hendricks, Nicki Minaj, Sofia Vergara, and the other 3.3 billion women in the world.