South Park Takes On Cash4Gold And The Home Shopping Network

If “South Park” is to be believed — and I almost always believe anything that comes from the mind of Trey Parker and Matt Stone — HSN and Cash4Gold are just an endless cycle of crap jewelry being marketed towards old people. Here’s how:

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After Stan recieves a bolero tie that his grandfather paid $6,000 for on HSN, he goes on a mission to figure out what the hell is actually going on. First, be blames HSN completely and calls in to let one of the sellers know how he feels:

He eventually travels to India, where most of the jewelry is made, and discovers that, actually, no one’s to blame because it’s all just a vicious cycle:

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      I get that QVC might be a bit morally corrupt or whatever, but where else am I supposed to buy the Rachel Ray collection of kitchen ware for a low price? Have you seen that shit in cobalt?

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    • krisztinai a year ago

      I hate HSN and QVC and other tv show that sells jewelry on tv. Everything is butt ugly, and at one point one of them was buying gems (tanzanite) that went to fund Al Qaeda (I think it was QVC).

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    • slystallone a year ago

      But what about Jew gold?

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