Er, no. More like nightmares. RT @PerezHilton Does anybody else daydream about helping #Madonna with her tour?
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 5, 2012
Love you dearly @PerezHilton - but do stop blowing so much Twitter smoke up @MadonnaMDNAday 's ass, I'm choking here.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 5, 2012
@piersmorgan @MadonnaMDNAday You might be choking because you keep swallowing jealousy, bitterness and desperation. #RiseAbove #AspireHigher
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) April 5, 2012
Not in my manual @PerezHilton - so you'd better get used to it. Mwah x
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 5, 2012
Weeping. Seriously. RT @PerezHilton @piersmorgan P.S. Unfollowed you. xoxo
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 5, 2012
Can't wait for the weekend.I don't believe in God but I love chocolate. I'm an Eastheist.
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) April 5, 2012
Can't decide whether to take a nap or join a cult.
— Jeffrey Ross (@realjeffreyross) April 5, 2012
#stanlee #dakotafanning #comicbooks say.ly/Svw1HlQ
— stan lee (@TheRealStanLee) April 5, 2012
Where's Icloud???
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) April 5, 2012
Do I need to sign up for Icloud... when I plugged in my phone ... Iphotos came up... no Icloud anywhere as an option
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) April 5, 2012
Who did I offend? Can't remember my Apple Id to sign up for Icloud... gave them my email so they could send it2 me... still waiting-nothing
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) April 5, 2012
Again the question... my Iphone says it's backing up on Icloud but I don't have Icloud on my computer yet ... so who's Cloud has my pics?
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) April 5, 2012
I swear! In order to have Icloud on my computer I need OSLion but B4 I can download I need OSLeopard... I'm in the wrong jungle! #confused
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) April 5, 2012
Okay I found Icloud on my cell and its backing up ... but I don't have Icloud on my computer... what cloud is getting my photos & videos????
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) April 5, 2012
I give up on Icloud... still waiting for them 2 send me my daggone Apple ID & password... I think they sent my pics & password to @Iamdiddy
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) April 5, 2012
Going to work now ... if you see or speak w @Oprah or @IamDiddy please tell them our Clouds got mixed up & I'd like my pics & passwords back
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) April 5, 2012
"As if!..." the movie Clueless is stuck in my head. I need to watch it tonight #classic
— Heidi Montag (@heidimontag) April 5, 2012
Not Now But Soonâ„¢: Newt quits race, blames media, his staff, and his overuse of multisyllabic adverbs.
— Harry Shearer (@theharryshearer) April 5, 2012
Not Exclusive Butâ„¢: Newt's withdrawal speech will say, "I'm sorry I didn't get to be President, but I did get to visit a lot of zoos."
— Harry Shearer (@theharryshearer) April 5, 2012
Critiquing American Idol with @KChenoweth is one of my very favourite things to do. yfrog.com/obcsjeej
— Kristen Bell(@IMKristenBell) April 5, 2012
He's at it again. ( @daxshepard1 ) yfrog.com/nxc2wmxj
— Kristen Bell(@IMKristenBell) April 5, 2012
Well now the AI lines are busy. @daxshepard1 thinks there is a conspiracy of some sort. He's on the case. Stay tuned.
— Kristen Bell(@IMKristenBell) April 5, 2012
I'm not kidding. He is super pissed the lines are busy. #livetweetswhiledaxwatchesAI @daxshepard1
— Kristen Bell(@IMKristenBell) April 5, 2012
Alright, he got through. Call off the dogs. Everyone can relax. @daxshepard1
— Kristen Bell(@IMKristenBell) April 5, 2012
Saw a few whales today -that was crazy. -
— Gavin Rossdale (@GavinRossdale) April 5, 2012
I'm sorry I had a hand clamp on your foot massage...you were smiling.
— Gary Busey (@THEGaryBusey) April 5, 2012
I've had enough success that if I was driven by success I'd be happy.
— Garry Shandling (@GarryShandling) April 5, 2012
I wish they'dremake 'Twins' with Daniel Day Lewis and Peter Dinklage.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) April 5, 2012
Potty training is going great!This stage we are in with Lil Hank is awesome.He makes us laugh every minute. Lol
— Kendra Wilkinson (@KendraWilkinson) April 5, 2012
I just realized I slept through my Eat, pray, love phase.
— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) April 5, 2012
Work and Reward! instagr.am/p/JBqJnyvpRc/
— Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) April 5, 2012
me and @usherraymondiv gotta have a duet on every album. #real
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) April 5, 2012
Nothing, and I mean nothing, is dorkier than using hair gel.
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) April 5, 2012
Remember when people needed a holiday to get embarrassingly drunk?
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) April 5, 2012
I don't know everything but I know penises shouldn't taste mediciney.
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) April 5, 2012
No one is ever ready to go when they call their name on Toddlers and Tiaras.
— John Mulaney (@mulaney) April 5, 2012
Emails r like gremlins u kill one and get 3 more
— dıpןo (@diplo) April 5, 2012
What!!!! Ok!!! Lil John impression!!!
— Aaron Carter (@AARONCARTER) April 5, 2012
I see why people r fascinated with @Bethenny !Such a REAL girl&has a great memory. Good person.She looked great too. (camel toe and all);0)
— Jacqueline Laurita (@JacLaurita) April 5, 2012
Okay...OFFICIALLY OBSESSED WITH HUNGER GAMES! DAAARN IT!Have not seen movie yet...so no spoilers please:)
— Tamera Mowry-Housley (@TameraMowryTwo) April 5, 2012
If u are in contact w/any of the 5women who declined my prom invitation, please forward: SEXIEST MEN IN POP MUSIC bit.ly/HWeOoJ
— Tom Morello (@tmorello) April 5, 2012
If you think you saw me crying at TITANIC 3D last night, that was just someone who looked like me.And cried like me.#MyHeartWillGoOn
— Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof) April 5, 2012
Sand all up in my asscrack. I heart the Atlantic.
— kimya dawson (@mrskimyadawson) April 5, 2012
Huh?#Pink slime?? WTF???How do they get away with it?And feeding it to children in schools??Aaaaaaaarrrrggghhh...that's me screaming
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) April 5, 2012
I'm having the weirdest dreams ever. Like James Cameron Avatar shit..
— NiC0LE P0LiZZi (@snooki) April 5, 2012
Highly considering moving back to Nashville. I can't stand these D Bag paparazzi anymore. Couldn't even take my dog on a walk today
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) April 5, 2012
Post match interviews. It's just about time to switch from agua to tequila. #BreakOutTheBottle twitter.com/TheRock/status…
— Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) April 5, 2012
In five years when they reboot the Twilight series as a comedy, I've got the title: "Revamped."
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) April 5, 2012
Kim Kardashian + Kanye = Kimye. I'm going back to bed now because just having thought that hurt my brain.
— Dane Cook (@danecook) April 5, 2012