Michael J. Fox On The Theoretical Romance Between Taylor Swift And His Son Sam

That story and more in today’s CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Our pals at Vulture asked Michael J. Fox about his thoughts on Tina Fey announcement at the Golden Globes that Taylor Swift should stay away from his son, Sam:

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Would Fox approve of a Sam/Taylor (Saylor) love connection? we asked. “No. No … Just back off,” he told us. “I don’t keep up with it all,” he said. “But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?” Right! “What a way to build a career.”

So if Swift showed up to a Fox family dinner, how would he react? “I wouldn’t even know who she was,” he said. But it’d probably dawn on him after the breakup song hit the radio. “Yeah, exactly,” he said. “‘Sam, You Piece of Shit.’ Oh … that was the girl you brought home!”

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Lena Dunham called in to Howard Stern’s SiriusXM radio show to defend herself against his remarks that she was “a little fat girl who looks like Jonah Hill.” She said,

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“I’m not that fat, Howard. I don’t mean to take major issue with you about this. I’m not super thin, but I’m thin for, like, Detroit.”

To which Howard replied, “You’re not obese or anything.”

Via: usmagazine.com

I’ll let this headline speak for itself: Jason Statham loves to go out drinking with the boys & his girlfriend hates it

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Photos of Zac Efron outside of a sex shop are making him all embarrassed.

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The National Enquirer says that Elin Nordegren is taking back Tiger Woods.

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The New York Times has just deemed Karlie Kloss’s new haircut “the new Rachel,” which is fine by me because I just got my hair cut like that a month ago.

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Michelle Obama got bangs and they look GREAT! …Is she also doing “The Karlie”?

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Bradley Cooper admits to getting his hair permed, so maybe he is ALSO doing “the Karlie”!

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And here’s Teen Mom Jenelle Evans confirming her pregnancy. She’s apparently 7 weeks along.

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Elizabeth Banks is pissing off parents of single children by suggesting that they aren’t “real” parents.

American Idol’s ratings were down last night. Sorry, Nicki and Mariah.

Jason Sudeikis and Dan Harmon apparently prank-called Chevy Chase last night.

Josh Hutcherson and Sophia Bush are rumored to be dating.

Nicholas Hoult and Teresa Palmer are also rumored to be dating.

A candle set The Osbourne family home on fire today.

Jennifer Aniston will be the new face of Aveeno.

Iggy Azalea and Michael B. Jordan broke up.

Lindsay Lohan was possibly banned from ALL of the W Hotels.

Chris Hardwick will host The Streamy Awards.

Selena Gomez on being single: “I’m having fun.” Glad that’s all cleared up.

Mindy Kaling, B.J. Novak, and Zach Woods will return to The Office before it ends this season.

You should watch the trailer for Spring Breakers — I don’t think you’ll be disappointed in the least.