Megan Fox was worried that she had a vampire baby inside of her. No, really:
“I was about two months pregnant. I was really sick. I was very nauseous. I had really bad morning sickness. It was so bad for me. I was convinced that I was, like, maybe birthing a vampire baby like the one in Twilight — you know what happens to Bella, where she’s in cold sweats all the time — and I felt like that was happening because I had no vitamins and nutrients and I was just nauseous. Something not human was happening!”
Mark Wahlberg calls his role in Transformers 4 — aka being Shia LeBeouf’s replacement — “the role of a liftime.” No, really:
“This is not something where it’s already established and I’m just in there to get a paycheck. I’m thinking this is the most important role of my career and I can do something really special. That feels like the way to go, doesn’t it? I want to go a little off but I don’t want to go too sci-fi. I still want to keep it grounded.”
Print this out and put it on your fridge (and then draw mustaches all over their faces) — the Kardashian Kristmas Kard.
In a new interview in Newsweek, Kristen Stewart is all “fuck the haters”:
“It’s not a terrible thing if you’re either loved or hated. But honestly, I don’t care ’cause it doesn’t keep me from doing my shit. And I apologize to everyone for making them so angry. It was not my intention.”
Miley Cyrus’ mom, Tish, updated the world about the death of Miley’s dog Lila on her blog and it turns out the dog was MURDERED! By her other dog!
The way that Lila was taken from her was beyond terrible. Sometimes things happen that we just cant understand. Miley still isn’t ready to talk about it, but I thought you guys should know what happened. For some unknown reason, Ziggy…….. grabbed Lila. Not really sure if she was playing or what? She grabbed her in just the wrong spot and Lila didn’t survive…………. Please understand that Miley isn’t ready to talk about this and we dont think Ziggy is a mean dog…….. We took Ziggy to SPOT dog rescue and they found her a new home with no other pets or children just in case it wasn’t a fluke. So not only did Miley lose Lila, she feels she lost Ziggy as well.
I won’t spoil who Gossip Girl is for those who didn’t see the series finale last night but what I will spoil is who Rufus ends up with in the five-year flash-forward: Lisa Loeb!
Taylor Lautner and Patrick Schwarzenegger hung out and probably talked about their shared ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift.
If you don’t like Kelly Osbourne’s purple hair, then she thinks you have “housewife hair.”
Ricky Gervais is reportedly in talks to star in the next Muppet movie.
As you might imagine, Ke$ha’s song “Die Young” is doing poorly after the Newtown shooting.
Pauly D will do a reality show on E!
Honey Boo Boo’s Crazy Tony would love to get in on the redneck porn action.
Oops, Lindsay Lohan doesn’t actually do Bar Mitzvahs.
Anne Hathaway broke her arm some time in the past year and we never even knew about it!
Zooey Deschanel is officially divorced from Ben Gibbard.
The official photos of Donald Faison and CaCee Cobb’s wedding.
Tom Cruise is not so cool to drop an F-bomb around.
Amy Sedaris and her weird desk salad.
Is Kris Jenner faking her marriage to Bruce Jenner? Yeah, maybe.
James Van Der Beek’s daughter is soooo cute.
Russell Brand is 10 years sober.
Lindsay Lohan clogs up toilets.
Selma Blair could stand to eat a burger.