Holy crap, Megan Fox is so much nuttier than we ever thought:
On her church:
“I’ve seen people be healed. Even now, in the church I go to, during Praise and Worship I could feel that I was maybe getting ready to speak in tongues, and I’d have to shut it off because I don’t know what that church would do if I started screaming out in tongues in the back. Words are coming out of your mouth, and you can’t control it. The idea is that it’s a language that only God understands. It’s the language that’s spoken in heaven. It’s called ‘getting the Holy Ghost.’”
“I believe in all of this stuff. I believe in all of it…. I like believing. I believe in all of these Irish myths, like leprechauns. Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than people’s imaginations…. We should all believe in leprechauns. I’m a believer….”
Another day, another quote from Ryan Gosling in which is is perfect:
“I did this scene in ‘Lars and the Real Girl’ where I was in a room full of old ladies who were knitting, and it was an all-day scene, so they showed me how. It was one of the most relaxing days of my life. If I had to design my perfect day, that would be it. And you get something out of it at the end. You get a nice present. For someone who wants an oddly shaped, off-putting scarf.”
FINALLY, Rihanna shares her tips and tricks to getting the perfect Instagram photo:
“Get a good light. Get a good angle on what’s working for you that day. If it’s boobs, make sure you hit that. If it’s face, make sure it’s fierce. It’s narcissistic, but whatever–everyone does it. I’m capturing personality… Everybody has their thing they like or don’t like to see. It’s all in your head. That’s why people take their own pictures, because it’s difficult for someone else to capture what you seek.”
“I felt bad because I really do love the show Girls, and enjoy it, and I admire the girl who writes it. It makes me feel bad, and I think she is getting the impression that I somehow think she’s just a talentless little fat chick.”
Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain are reportedly dating!
Jessie J apparently cured her vertigo by swimming in an infinity pool. Huh.
Jessica Simpson will star in a scripted NBC comedy that is, apparently, semi-autobiographical.
Megan Fox wants more kids.
Anne Hathaway’s rep: “She’s not pregnant.”
Claire Danes says that she hasn’t lost all of her baby weight, I beg to differ.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’s Uncle Poodle revealed that he’s HIV positive.
Edward Furlong was arrested for domestic violence AGAIN.
Taylor Swift fans who now hate Tina Fey are hilarious.
Kim Kardashian got real bangs.
Rihanna and Chris Brown duet “Nobody’s Business” was actually Jay-Z’s idea. Oh.
Eee! It’s Nick Lachey’s new baby.
Kid Cudi and Aaron Paul will act in a movie together.
Mindy McCready’s boyfriend David Wilson committed suicide.
Danica Patrick is getting a divorce.
Coco’s butt is still taking pictures with men who aren’t Ice-T.