1. Lisa Vanderpump
Occupation: Real Housewife of Beverly Hills
How will she do? Once you hear about her past life as a hot music video babe you’ll realize that “the old bag’s still got moves” (her words). Bonus points for every time she brings her dog Giggy.
2. D.L. Hughley
Occupation: Comedian and actor
How will he do? As long as he keeps making America laugh during the show, they will continue to vote for him.
3. Kellie Pickler
How will she do? If the people who vote for DTWS end up being the same people who voted for her on American Idol, she’ll be just fine.
4. Jacoby Jones
Occupation: Baltimore Ravens football player
How will he do? He just won the Super Bowl.
5. Ingo Rademacher
Occupation: Soap hunk
How will he do? Quite well, if you factor in his good looks and that DWTS airs on the same network as his show General Hospital.
6. Zendaya Coleman
Occupation: Disney Channel star
How will she do? If Sabrina Bryan can make it to the finals, so will she (and she might actually win).
7. Wynonna Judd
How will she do? She’ll last as long as Nancy Grace did — longer if she also has a “nip slip.”
8. Victor Ortiz
How will he do? He’s light on his feet, so most likely pretty well.
9. Aly Raisman
Occupation: US Olympic gymnast
How will she do? She’s 18 years old and has a gold medal. Also, we know that even if nobody else cheers for her performance, Aly’s mother will be in the stands going nuts.
10. Dorothy Hamill
Occupation: US Olympic skater
How will she do? Very well. She too earned a gold medal at the 1967 Winter Olympics — and still skates to this day.
11. Andy Dick
Occupation: Andy Dick
How will he do? He’s Andy Dick.