Lindsay Lohan update: Friends say that she supposedly drinks two liters of vodka per day. (Nice friends!) She is rumored to be heading to rehab in order to avoid jail time.
Jenny Johnson breaks her silence about her Twitter war with Chris Brown last weekend:
“I’ve had people assume I dislike Chris Brown because I’m taking up for Rihanna, I’m not. I’m on the side of good, of equality and respect for my fellow woman. I was raised to not respect a person who doesn’t respect others. And one human being physically harming another human being is one of the most disrespectful acts there is.
I won’t say I regret what I did, but I will say I have learned from it. I chose to turn a lazy Sunday watching football with my husband into a total shitstorm. I never thought I’d see the chicks on The View attempt tobreak down our interaction on Twitter (if they only knew how little thought and effort go into anything I tweet, there is literally nothing to break down).”
Carrie Underwood will play Maria von Trapp in NBC’s live broadcast of The Sound of Music next year.
Lord Scott Disick might think of himself as royalty, but according to Page Six, he has a lot to prove while hanging out with Kanye, Lil Wayne, and Diddy:
“There were tons of rappers and athletes there and Kanye was making fun of Scott being this ‘little dude’ around all of them. Then Lil Wayne joined in on picking fun at Scott, then Diddy [Sean Combs] too,” a source tells Confidenti@l’s Marianne Garvey. “Scott felt really victimized — those were his own words — so in order to fit in and be cool, he started spending money like crazy.”
The source says after much taunting from the rappers, Disick quickly threw down his credit card and racked up a bill totaling $15,000 in drinks for his table.
Gerard Depardieu was detained for allegedly drunk driving on a scooter.
Isla Fisher spoke to Contact Music about how embarrassing her husband, Sacha Baron Cohen, actually is:
“I cannot tell you how embarrassing [Sacha Baron Cohen] is in social situations. To him, there’s no difference between the awkward gaffes he deliberately makes as a comic, and the terrible faux pas he innocently commits as my husband.
‘I’ve lived with Borat’s handlebar moustache, Bruno’s Justin Bieber flick and The Dictator’s accusing finger. At the moment, I’m having it easy - Sacha is writing so he isn’t in character.”
“I’ve heard from a lot of new mothers that they cut their hair too. I thought I was kind of special and brave, but apparently it’s a new mother thing. I had been talking about cutting my hair for awhile and figuring out in which way it would feel right. I put out a song called ‘New Day’ that’s also on my album and I was just like, ‘You know what, it’s a new day, and I’m cutting this off.’ So I did it!”
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez went out last night at a Dave & Buster’s in NYC. Soo, maybe they’re not broken up anymore?
Francesca Eastwood, daughter of Clint Eastwood and Frances Fisher, was named Miss Golden Globes 2013. If she looks familiar, you may have seen her on the E! reality show about her family or remember her for burning a Birkin bag worth $100K for the fun of it.
Jeff Goldblum and Seth Rogen are returning to The League.
Justin Bieber earned $55 million this year.
Speaking of, Ke$ha said she’d have sex with Bieber.
Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston shopped in matching clothes.
Sean Penn is supposedly pursuing Florence Welch.
Jessica Simpson wants to get hitched before her next baby is born.
Fred Savage has a new baby, hasn’t named it yet.
Pink is cool with breast-feeding in public, apparently.
Seth MacFarlane will do a guest spot on The Simpsons and NOT as Peter Griffin.
Gabby Douglas almost quit gymnastics to work at Chick-fil-A.
Kelsey Grammer does have a car seat for his baby, just doesn’t always use it.
Joe Jonas walked around with a new lady.
Meryl Streep enjoys a good Jason Derulo song.
Mayim Bialik officially filed for divorce.
PSY won’t sue the Los Angeles restaurant that named itself after his hit song.
Ellen Barkin is reportedly a diva on the set of The New Normal.
Joe Jackson had a stroke the other day, is fine.
What’s wrong, Beyoncé?