Kristen Wiig freaked everybody out at ELLE’s 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration when she walked on stage and began talking about her issues with regularity:
“I do want to say something from the heart, something actually kind of serious and truthful,” she said after Judd Apatow introduced her. “I have not pooped in four days — four days! I’ve been travelling. I’m nervous. I’m getting concerned. I’m wearing a tight dress.”
“We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do. I gave birth to our son Noah Shannon Green on September 27th. He is healthy, happy, and perfect. We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love.”
It’s Wyclef Jean’s birthday and he celebrated by tweeting this image with the following words:
TODAY I AM 43 YEARS OLD! I look And feel 26! U cant keep à good Man down! Keep à smile when they want you to frown!
Christina Aguilera doesn’t see the album cover in which she appears nude as “nude”:
“It’s very interesting, because I don’t see that album cover as being nude at all,” she says. “I actually feel very covered and it’s all about embracing white light and freedom, and I didn’t want it to be about too much fashion. I wanted it to be raw, real and free and a celebration of life and the woman I’ve become.”
Flavor Flav was arrested for Assault with Deadly Weapon, specifically: “getting physical with his fiancee and then threatening her son with a knife.”
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are rumored to be getting hitched in Italy this weekend.
Katt Williams was detained, then released by the LAPD in relation to a gun investigation.
Newly-single Scarlett Johansson was spotted out dancing with Sam Rockwell.
Anna Kendrick: drowner of kittens?
Dita von Teese has worn a corset for 22 years, has a waist that is 16.5 inches.
Kristen Stewart bought a $2.1 million dollar home near Robert Pattinson’s house.
The next season of America’s Next Top Model will include male models, house hookups.
Tom Hardy moonlights as a tattoo artist.
Katy Perry was seen out with John Mayer as he celebrated his 35th birthday.
Here’s a photo of Alfonso Ribiero’s wedding.
Questlove will teach a class on classic albums at NYU.
Agyness Deyn has officially retired from modeling, wants to act instead.
Kellan Lutz: “I want to act for the rest of my life. I’ll win an Oscar one day, but I’m in no rush to get there.”
Rosie Perez on Mitt Romney’s lesbian vagina.
Honey Boo Boo endorsed Obama.
Emily Maynard was miserable with Jef Holm because they had “nothing to talk about.”
First photos of the The Hobbit.
Mel Gibson’s new girlfriend has a brown belt in karate.
JLo had a nip-slip.