Kristen Stewart Calls Herself "A Miserable C**t"

I know, I know: she took the words right out of your mouths! That lovely quote and more in today’s CelebFeed Gossip Roundup.

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Well, now any insult you throw Kristen Stewart’s way will pale in comparison to this choice quote she said about herself to Marie Claire:

“I’m a miserable c***! I’m not sure if I’m most happy when I’m comfortable and content or when I’m pushing myself to the limits. There are such different versions of happy. And I really appreciate both.”

It’s the same thinking behind the “Fat Amy” joke in Pitch Perfect, I think.

David Cross and Amber Tamblyn got married this weekend and this is the only photo evidence. The caption that went along with this picture was “Yo La Tengo playing Superchunk, Mission of Burma, and Pixies covers at David and Amber’s wedding” and we know that Questlove DJ’ed, so we’re all sufficiently jealous that our invites got lost in the mail, right?

Chris Hemsworth discussed Instagram and why you won’t see any photos of his daughter on the service any time soon:

“I think there’s a danger of being overexposed with that stuff. The mystery of who you are is what keeps people interested in wanting to see you on the screen. Also, it’s easier for them to believe you as that character if they don’t know too much about you. It’s hard not to be overexposed these days with the Internet, and especially when you do a tour for something like The Avengers or Snow White, where you’re contracted to do an incredible amount of press. Besides, I’d rather be hanging out with my family than updating to people I don’t know about what I had for lunch. Also, there are so many fake ones out there, which is pretty frustrating.”

Jennifer Lawrence spoke to Vogue UK about how she’s she’s supposedly overweight in Hollywood terms:

“Oh God, yes, I’m so tired of the lollipops. I mean, if I looked like that I wouldn’t be tired of it, obviously. But it’s hilarious, the way I’m supposedly the overweight one? Like, they got me at the movies yesterday and the caption read somethin glike ‘Curvy star cannot wait to dig into tub of popcorn.” I mean, c’mon! I’m just a normal girl who likes to eat. At least they got me using my hands.”

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Matt Bomer spoke at the GLSEN gala this weekend about growing up as a gay teen:

“When I was in high school, there was no safe haven, there was no outlet for you to speak your mind, so I did what any self-preserving 14-year-old would do—I signed up for the school play and also the football team to cover my tracks. When that happens, when you aren’t allowed to speak about who you are, one of the most authentic parts of who you are, which is who you love or who you’re attracted to, feels invisible. GLSEN gives visibility and authenticity to kids all across the country.”

Rhea Perlman and Danny DeVito are getting a divorce, love is dead!

Prince Harry is on the cover of Tatler as their Man Of The Year.

Rosie O’Donnell loves Honey Boo Boo, saying, “She has a presence and an intellect that goes way beyond her years.” She also wants to buy them a new house.

Jennifer Aniston’s engagement ring is huuuuuuge.

OMFG Michael Fassbender and Ryan Gosling on set together.

Even though she’s still technically married, Kim Kardashian is already planning her next marriage to Kanye West.

Steven Tyler thinks the Mariah/Nicki feud is a bunch of bullshit, hated his job as an American Idol judge so take it with a grain of salt.

Ben Affleck got into a fender-bender, left a note saying he’d cover the damages.

Oprahs says it’s “really okay” that Rihanna has forgiven Chris Brown.

Kate Upton would like to be a “Bond Girl.”

Psy’s next single will be in English, so look forward to a song that you can actually sing along to.

Lena Dunham will be paid 3.5 million to write a book.

Madonna says that daughter Lourdes will go to college, pay her own way.

Daryl Hannah was arrested while protesting.

The FBI is investigating the suspicious package sent to Bristol Palin at the CBS lot where Dancing With The Stars is filmed.

Melissa Gorga was arrested for shoplifting in Florida back in 1997.

Linda Hogan will make her return to reality TV seeking out a wedding dress on Brides Of Beverly Hills, despite the fact that she is no longer engaged.

The woman featured in the Hulk Hogan sex tape is embarrassed .

Karrueche — ex-girlfriend of Chris Brown — is totally pissed about that video he made.

Kendra Wilkinson’s son was hospitalized this morning.

That house swatting prank pulled on Ashton Kutcher wound up costing the city of Los Angeles over $10,000.

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis are totally inseparable, you guys.

Coco has over 600 pairs of heels in her shoe closet.

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