Last night, a series of tweets appeared in Kris Jenner’s twitter timeline that were not like the others: instead of her regularly-scheduled whoring-out of her children, their projects, and the brand that surrounds them, there were tweets about sharts:
There was also a graphic tweet of the “aftermath”, which is just a photo of excrement. Jenner caught on to the errant tweets on her feed and though the shart-tweets remain on her feed, she quickly let everyone know she was hacked:
RT @KimKardashian: Ummmmm EWWWWW MOM!!!!????? @KrisJenner who hacked your twitter???? This isn’t funny!— Kris Jenner
Uh yes I got hacked so sorry dolls!!!! I’m guessing it’s @ScottDisick ??? Or @KendallJenner @KylieJenner ??? Thoughts???!!!!!!!— Kris Jenner
Happy friggin mothers day my lovely children!!!!!!— Kris Jenner
So who was the hacker? My money’s on Kris Humphries.